Hybrid

2009-05-02T23:03:00.002+08:00

I miss Deyi.I really liked it there.I had good friends,had teachers,not these cold facilitators,I had a classroom where I could make noise in.I had a backpack full of books and I had PE every week.I had Uncle Tiong when I needed something warm to keep me awake.I had my uniform,which was something like my identity.I had white shoes and black hair that I made into a faux hawk everyday.I was happy at Deyi,even when exams came I was still comforted knowing that I can hang around with my friends and ask each other for help.Now?I flunked my O Levels(well,in my view I did).Ended up at Republic.I have to squeeze in a tiny bus with hundreds of commuters each day.I have to spend my days freezing in the classrooms.The facilitators don't teach,they just relay.I follow my new friends,even though I feel very little feeling with them.I laugh when they laugh,I listen when they talk.I make smartass comments that make me look stupid.I laugh when others make a fool out of themselves.Can I really say that I'm happy where I am now?No.I'm satiated.I have a Poly to go to,when others have to make due with ITE or Private schools or by retaking their O's.I have a chance to earn a diploma and get a good-paying job in the future.I might go to University if I can make it.I won't be happy,but who can honestly say they're happy with their lives?I've grown emotionally detached to life.I'm just going to school everyday for my lessons,come home and relax,prepare for the next day.Same cycle repeats until the weekend.I go to the gym with Ben and Chin Bin,then we walk around town.I come home,watch football,and I go to sleep.I wake up,it's Sunday.I can either slack around at home or I can go out with my parents.I go out,get nagged by my parents for not studying hard enough,I get ridiculed for my ambitions.This is Singapore,dreams are just thought bubbles,nothing more.How do I expect my parents to understand poly anyway?Not like they've ever experienced it.I can safely say I'd rather spend one more year studying a new course that I want than waste 3 years of my life stumbling through a course that I don't like.What's it going to accomplish?If I can't follow my ambitions,then what's the point of trying?So that I look like I give a rat's ass?I don't think so.Sometimes people don't understand me,even though they like to think I'm an open book.There's this idea of me that people have.You might see me walk around with other people talking about sports or the book I'm carrying,you might shake my hand or tap my shoulder,feeling skin and muscle,but I am simply not there.I am growing emotionally detached to the outside world.

I've had fun for the last 4 years.Sure,the road wasn't always smooth,I was never close to Mr. Popular,but most importantly I had people I could relate to.I had people to spend time with telling stories,making jokes,playing games and slacking,watching idly as time dances by in its elegance.I had people who were fun to be around with,people who understood who I was,not who I should be.I miss my friends.

P.S. IT IS YOUR PREROGATIVE TO TAKE OFFENSE TO MY ATTITUDE.I DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE WHO I AM BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE IT.WHY DO YOU NEED TO SPEAK OUT WHEN NO ONE ELSE SEEMS TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT?WHO MADE YOU CHIEF?WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO DICTATE HOW EVERYONE'S ATTITUDES SHOULD BE?HERE'S SOME ADVICE,NEXT TIME YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING,STICK IT UP YOUR ASS,SEE HOW IT FEELS.I'M SICK OF THESE SELF-RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE ACTING LIKE WHAT THEY'RE DOING IT FOR OUR OWN GOOD.NO,YOU'RE NOT DOING IT FOR ME,YOU'RE DOING IT BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE IT.I REALLY COULD CARE LESS WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT MY ATTITUDE,AND DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO MAKE PRESUMPTIONS.

2009-04-16T00:53:00.002+08:00

I'm sitting in my room,at almost 1am on a Thursday morning...

You know what,I have to get a lot off my chest or else I might pop.

First of all,I REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE REPUBLIC POLY.Don't get me wrong,the campus is beautiful,the people are alright,and It's not a bad school,but I DO NOT BELONG IN REPUBLIC POLYTECHNIC.I AM BETTER THAN THAT,despite what my O Level results suggest.Who am I,to have a fucking slip of PAPER tell me how smart I am?You know what I say?FUCK YOU.You have no idea who and how I am.

I THANK YOU,THE SINGAPORE EDUCATION SYSTEM(or rather,the lack of a competent system),TO FUCKING RUIN SO MANY YOUNG HOPES AND DREAMS BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GET A GOOD ENOUGH GRADE.I APPLAUD YOUR ONE DIMENSIONAL SYSTEM FOR GAUGING "INTELLIGENCE".I THANK YOU FOR DASHING AMBITIONS OF YOUNG PEOPLE,SUCKING THEM INTO A VACUUM OF LIFELESS WORKING TO BETTER THE NATION,WHILE IRONICALLY ENCOURAGING YOUTHS TO FOLLOW THEIR DREAMS BUT HANGING THOSE DREAMS JUST A LITTLE TOO OUT OF REACH.I THANK YOU FOR MAKING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE REALISING THAT AMBITIONS ARE JUST THOUGHT BUBBLES OVER THEIR HEADS WAITING TO POP.I THANK YOU FOR A WORKFORCE WHERE A MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE DO NOT LOVE THEIR JOBS,BUT RATHER FORCE THEMSELVES TO DO COMPETENTLY SO THEY CAN GO BACK TO A HOME INSTEAD OF A CARDBOARD BOX.IN THESE TIMES OF CRISIS,CAN YOU AFFORD PEOPLE TO BE DISENCHANTED WITH THEIR LIVES,AND ULTIMATELY LOSE INTEREST IN THEIR STUDIES AND/OR WORK?NO YOU CAN'T,BECAUSE YOU ARE A FASCIST STATE.YOU REQUIRE COMPETENT PEOPLE TO WORK,ANYONE WHO IS NOT WILL BE PUSHED ASIDE FOR OTHER PEOPLE.UNEMPLOYMENT RATES ARE RISING AND YET YOU'RE LOOKING OVERSEAS FOR WORKERS?WHAT ABOUT RIGHT HERE?WE HAVE PEOPLE READY TO LEARN AND TAKE CHARGE OF THEIR LIVES.WHY AREN'T YOU GIVING THEM A CHANCE?PEOPLE,THIS IS HOW MUCH YOUR GOVERNMENT LOVES YOU,THE PEOPLE.THEY LOVE YOU ENOUGH TO GET YOU TO WORK FOR YOUR COUNTRY,GIVE YOU A MONTHLY PAYCHECK,WHILE THEY'RE IN THE SHADOWS READY TO FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE ASS ONCE SOMEONE WITH BETTER QUALIFICATIONS COME PAST.WE DO NOT LIVE IN A DEMOCRACY,WE LIVE IN AN AUTHORITARIAN REGIME.YOU WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT,YOU ADOPT THE LIFE THAT THE GOVERNMENT TELLS YOU TO ADOPT,YOU DON'T HAVE A SAY IN NATIONAL MATTERS.WHAT,JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN VOTE FOR MEMBERS OF YOUR CONSTITUENCY MAKES US A DEMOCRACY?THEN HOW COME THE ULTIMATE POWER IN THE COUNTRY JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE THE SON OF THE MAN WHO FOUNDED SINGAPORE,WHERE HIS PREDECESSOR AND SUCCESSOR ARE BOTH HANDPICKED BY HIM AND HIS FATHER?WHY DO EX-PRIME MINISTERS STILL HANG AROUND IN BULLSHIT SELF-MADE TITLES SUCH AS SENIOR MINISTER,OR MINISTER MENTOR.I'LL TELL YOU WHY,BECAUSE THEY'RE STILL PULLING THE STRINGS.THE PAP ARE THE LEADING PARTY BECAUSE THEY'VE ALREADY POACHED ALL THE BRIGHT POLITICAL TALENTS BEFORE THEY EVEN COME INTO THE LIMELIGHT.THE PAP ARE DELIBERATELY BIASED AGAINST CONSTITUENCIES OF RIVAL PARTIES.I've lived in Punggol for more than a year,the estate is only 6-7 years old,and we're already having regular renovations.Meanwhile,areas like Hougang and Potong Pasir are still the same after decades.

Jesus,look at this.I've turned an angst filled rant about my education into something political.I'm sorry about this article,friends.I just wanted to get it all off my chest.Don't take anything too seriously,even thought it might be wrong information.It's my two cents,and even in this Fascist state I'm allowed to speak my mind.All I can say is,I'm very upset,bordering on depressed about my predictament.Hopefully things get better by next semester,if not,it's just another dream dashed by Singapore,no big deal.

Keep me in your prayers,Peace.

10 Reasons Why girls should keep in shape(and maybe a face transplant for some)

2009-04-02T11:01:00.002+08:00

This is like last week's post,where I said why men need to work out,except this one's for women.

1) GUYS DON'T LIKE FAT CHICKS
2) GUYS DON'T LIKE FAT CHICKS
3) GUYS DON'T LIKE FAT CHICKS
4) GUYS DON'T LIKE FAT CHICKS
5) GUYS DON'T LIKE FAT CHICKS
6) GUYS DON'T LIKE FAT CHICKS
7) GUYS DON'T LIKE FAT CHICKS
8) GUYS DON'T LIKE FAT CHICKS
9) GUYS DON'T LIKE FAT CHICKS
10) GUYS DON'T LIKE FAT CHICKS

Capisce?Get a boob job while you're at it.

10 Great Reasons for Guys to Work Out

2009-03-26T17:02:00.002+08:00

I've been away for a month at least,I think.Since I have nothing to say,I'll use this post as 10 reason,in my opinion,why guys should work out.

1) The first thing women look at physically when meeting men are our pecs.So that's a terrific reason to tone your pecs.

2) Look Good,Feel Good.No need to explain that.

3) You don't need to worry about whether the stores have your size pants or shirt.

4) Hello?6 pack.

5) Face it,hot girls aren't going to give fat guys the time of day.

6) Obvious health improvements.Ever felt winded just by going up a flight of stairs?You're in serious trouble.

7) Think about the poor chairs you're putting pressure on.

8) If you're fat,you can't complain about your other half gaining weight.

9) FACT: For every 35 pounds(15kg) overweight you are,you lose an inch of cock.You're Asian,no use denying it,you need all the help you can get.

10) You will die in NS,no questions asked.Ever seen a fat soldier?'Nuff said.

2009-02-27T13:02:00.002+08:00

Haha,I can't believe I did a whole synopsis/review of Slumdog Millionaire.Madness.

Ok,I was planning to post after I did my review,but I was way too tired,not to mention it was like 2 in the morning when I finally posted my review.Don't think of it as an official review,but more of me talking about how I feel about the movie.I thought it was great,and Freida Pinto,purrrrrrrrrrr.Lol.So don't take the review to heart,and GO WATCH THE MOVIE.

Ok,so what's going on in my life?Hmm,same old pattern.Monday do nothing,Tuesday/Wednesday gym,Thursday/Friday,do nothing/go out,Saturday gym,Sunday out with parents.Usually I'm at home using the com.I seem to be going the same 3 places all the time.YCK gym,Orchard,City Hall.I'm kinda bored,but at the same time I know there are few other places where I can go out and enjoy myself.Haix,Singapore is so 2-D.We're the most boring country on Earth.

Ok,so let me talk about gym so this post isn't so short.Hmm...lol.If you don't already know,I've been hitting the YCK gym since September or October.Used to go once a week,but lately I've been going twice a week.One session for cardio,another for weight training.I can't really see any visible results yet,but I'll keep working on it.Ok,apart from the flab,I have seen some results on my biceps,pecs and my abs.But since my pecs and abs are my core muscles,so it's mostly covered by flab,lol.It's kinda sad though,because I have impeccable abs,but it's tough to lose so much flab in such a short time without having to resort to some crash diet.Oh well,I'll go at my own pace.

We celebrated Kai's birthday on tuesday at Seoul Garden and then we went to play pool.I made a startling discovery,I SUCK AT POOL!I scratched almost every shot.It was incredibly humiliating.Lmao.Oh my god,I'll start playing pool more often to improve myself.I practically gave up after a couple of shots.It was a sad sight to see.

Well,seeing as I have like 2 months free,I'm trying to go learn something.I'm setting my sights on learning Krav Maga,an Israeli martial art.I find it fascinating,not to mention very kick ass,literally.I also want to learn a new language,either French,Spanish or Italian,but I don't want to pack my schedule like those kiasu kids who "want to get ahead in life".Pffft.

Well,I didn't get into SP as I wished.I got into RP,so my best hope is to ace the semester and then appeal out next semester.Oh well.I want to join tennis and soccer,so I have a better chance of moving to another school because of my CCA.Tbh,at this point I can't be arsed anymore.

Peace.

2009-02-27T00:41:00.002+08:00

SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

2 words.Absolutely terrific.I can see why it won an Oscar for best picture and best director.I was absolutely captivated by the movie,and the last scene with that "traditional" Bollywood sing and dance session,was absolutely hilarious.I had to stop myself from laughing out loud because I didn't want to disturb the crowd.I can't believe a whole bunch of idiots,not one or two,a WHOLE BUNCH of them walked out of the cinema at the start of that scene because they thought it was the end of the movie!I think it's a must watch movie for anyone who appreciates good films,not like that Pink Panther 2 crap people watch and like for some reason.As funny as you find Steve Martin(and I do not find him funny at all),you have to realise this movie is strictly a 100 minute punchline dumbed down to its mere comedic foundations(physical humor) because to do otherwise would be to compliment the intellect of its audience.If you want to watch a movie,watch a good movie,like Slumdog or Benjamin Button.I'm going to watch Frost/Nixon,and I've watched The Wrestler online since it's R21.I would watch Milk too,but I felt Sean Penn robbed Mickey Rourke of the Oscar for best actor,so I'm a little hostile towards him right now.I want to watch The Reader as well,but my primary reason for wanting to watch it is because Kate Winslet's nearly nude throughout the movie,lol.

*SPOILER ALERT - IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO READ THE STORYLINE.GO AWAY NOW*

Ok,so the movie starts with Jamal being one question away from winning 20 Million Rupees on the Indian version of "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?"(I personally thought that option thing at the bottom of the screen was really corny).Then it changes into him getting tortured by a policeman.The Indian police have arrested him under the suspicion of cheating.His hands are tied to a rope hanging on the wall,and they repeatedly beat him,berate him,dunk his head into water and even electrocute him to try to force him to confess his crime.Jamal then tells the police captain that every answer of the show was related to his life,and then cut him loose and bring him back to the station to listen to the story,even though the captain is certain that he cheated.

So Jamal starts by telling him about his childhood.He grew up in the slums of Mumbai with his elder brother Salim and their mother.I really felt sad for those children in the slums,not living with proper roofs over their heads,having to make ends meet even as young children,and not getting a decent education.I felt for the kids,and I laughed along as they played truant to play cricket on a private airstrip,and when Jamal jumped into a pile of human faeces just so he could get a signature of his idol Amitabh Bachchan(his elder brother locked Jamal in the public toilet because Jamal was in the loo while another customer also had to go,resulting in the loss of a customer).Then tragedy strikes.Indian Hindus and Indian Muslims are in a religion war,and this conflict spills over into Jamal's village,and he sees his mother being beaten alive.While escaping the Hindus,they meet a young girl by the name of Latika,who has also lost her family.They escape together,even though Salim reacts to Latika with hostility,even shooing her away from a shelter during a heavy storm.Jamal lets her back in though,and the 3 of them became friends,and Jamal calls Latika their "Third Muskerteer".

One day,they were picked up by an orphanage by a man called Maman.He fed them,washed them,and taught them how to sing and dance.At first they thought he was a saint,but they later found out he was exploiting the orphans by making them do labor and becoming street singers.Salim,because of his fiery temper,becomes representative of Maman among the children.One day,Salim witness Maman order a young boy to be knocked out with chloroform and have the boy's eyes blinded so he can earn more money via sympathy.Maman askes Salim to bring Jamal to be "assessed",and Salim reacts with shock,but grudgingly agrees.While walking to Maman,the boys speak in code words and decides to escape the orphanage before they become like that blind boy.Latika by chance follows Jamal to watch his "audition" and escapes along with the boys.Jamal and Salim run on board a train,and Latika was left behind after Salim intentionally lets go of Latika's hand as he was pulling her on board.After a brief fight between the two,the brothers decide to sell souvenirs to the passengers on the train to earn money for food.This is my favourite part of the movie,as they show a montage of the boys' experiences on the train to "Paper Planes" by M.I.A.,ending with them both falling off the train to a desert near the Taj Mahal.The boys then start the lucrative business of being "tour guides" to tourists,while stealing shoes and then reselling them.They then expand into a motley crew of thieves,and as Jamal was giving a tour of a sightseeing location,the group strips a car down for its spare parts.The driver immediately beats up Jamal,thinking he had something to do with it,and the American couple are shocked at the abuse,and offers Jamal money as compensation.While Jamal was nursing his bruised eye,the group was stealing from audience members watching a dance troupe,and Jamal sees Latika as one of the dancers.He then returns to Mumbai with Salim in hopes of finding Latika.They find her in one of the more seedy places in town,thanks to one of the orphans they were friends with,who was blinded by Maman,where she is being trained as a dancer/prostitute.Jamal and Salim try to rescue her,but Maman was notified by one of the women,and so the 3 find themselves trapped.Salim then pulls out a revolver and forces Maman and his cronies on their knees.Salim then kills Maman,and the 3 of them make their way to a hotel,where they break into a room and spend the night there.Salim starts drinking,and feeling jilted by Latika and Jamal's love for each other,he makes his way around town,and to a haunt for one of Maman's associates.As Salim tries to kill the man,he is stopped by a powerful Mumbai gangster.The gangster takes a liking to Salim(The enemy of my enemy is my friend),and takes Salim under his wing.Salim,drunk and filled with confidence,forces Latika to sleep with him as a reward for saving her.Jamal then gets into a fight with Salim,and in a fit of rage,Salim points his gun at Jamal and tells him to leave.Jamal leaves the hotel,and out of Salim and Latika's life.

Years have passed and Jamal is now working at a call centre,serving tea to the workers.While he is covering one of his colleague's shift as he watches "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?",he searches for Latika and Salim's phone numbers.He chances upon Salim's number,and Salim asks Jamal to meet him as he fears their lives might be in danger.As Jamal sees Salim after all these years,he fantasizes about pushing Salim off the unfinished building they're meeting at.Jamal then comes to reality,and satiates himself with a hard punch to Salim.Salim claims that Maman's men are after them,but while he's under the wing of the biggest gangster in Mumbai,Salim is safe.He then wishes for Jamal to move in with him so Jamal could be safe as well.Jamal has a suspicion that Salim knows the whereabouts of Latika,and follows Salim as Salim prepares to whack an enemy of his gang.Jamal then sees Latika in the gangster's compound,and lies his way into the house,where he is reunited with Latika.However,it turns out that Latika is the woman of the gangster,and Jamal could not be with her.He tells her that he would be at the train station everyday waiting for her to arrive,and leaves.Latika does arrive one day,but she is grabbed by a few of the gangster's men,including Salim,and is taken away into hiding from Jamal,but not before watching Latika's cheek get slashed by a knife.

At this point,Jamal reveals his true intentions of joining the show.As it is the most watched show in India,he thought that if he joined,maybe Latika would see him.At the second last question (for 10 million rupees),the host has a heart to heart chat with Jamal in the bathroom during the commercial break.Jamal confesses that he doesn't know the answer to the question,and as the host talks about wealth,he leaves an answer on the fogged up mirrors.Jamal finds an answer written on the mirror,but chooses the other answer(after using a 50:50 lifeline to cut the options by two).Surprisingly,that was the correct answer,and we found out the host planted the wrong answer to make Jamal lose.The host then calls the police to arrest Jamal,and perhaps a hint of jealousy is shown as the host throws a tantrum,calling "Millionaire?" his show.

At this point,Jamal's arrest has become nationwide news,and Latika watches the news report at the gangster's hideout.Salim has a change of heart,and decides to help Latika escape by giving her his car keys and unlocking the door while the gangster was occupied with other women.Salim then decides to kill his boss,and fills up the bathtub with money.Jamal is released and is allowed to finish the 20 million rupee question.Latika rushes to the set of "Millionaire?",only to be caught in a traffic jam.She then abandons the car and watches the show on a nearby TV set.The final question of the show was "Arthos and Porthros were 2 of the 3 Musketeers.Name the 3rd."Jamal gets stuck,and decides to use his last lifeline,to call a friend.The phone starts ringing,but no one answers.Latika realises with shock that Jamal was calling the only phone number he knew,Salim's.Salim had earlier given Latika his phone,telling her not to leave it.Latika therefore rushes back to the car to answer the call.Just as the producers were about to cut the call,Latika answers.Jamal and Latika shares a tender moment on the phone,and Jamal then quizzes Latika about the answer.Alas,Latika doesn't know the answer as well,so Jamal picks a random option,and after a few seconds of suspense,the host proudly announces that Jamal has won the 20 million rupees!60 million viewers cheer on Jamal,who has turned from a slumdog to a millionaire almost overnight.

While this was going on,the gangster accidentally stumbles across the show,and hears the tender phonecall between Latika and Jamal.Immediately suspecting Salim to be behind it,he searches for Salim,to find him locked in a bathroom.The gangster kicks open the door and enters,only for Salim,who was sitting down in the tub full of money,to shoot and kill him.His cronies then come in and kill Salim,who dies in a tub full of money.

Jamal,still reeling from the shock,is at the train station in deep thought,when he sees Latika on the opposite platform.He looks in disbelief,and rushes over to meet her.They declare their love for each other,and this slumdog fairytale is complete.Of course,being an Indian movie,how can it be complete with a...MUSICAL NUMBER!Jamal,Latika and a whole crowd of dancers dance to "Jai Ho!",and as the song ends,the crowd disperses into the trains beside them,leaving Jamal and Latika with each other.The End.

Don't get me wrong,I thought the movie was captivating and it really hits you in the tender parts of your heart,but my realistic side tells me that it's more improbable than Batman.What are the odds that every question is related to your life?Also,the movie left out whole years of Jamal's life,which I was a little unhappy about.I can understand they were trying to cut down costs and cut down the runtime,but Jamal,Salim and Latika deserved to be further developed.I wouldn't mind if it took another hour to fully develop and mature them,it would make it a better movie.I feel the 2 hour runtime wasn't enough to do them more justice,and in the modern times,audiences don't have the patience or attention span to last a 3 hour movie.For this,I'll take half a point off from the movie.I'm going to steal Roger Ebert's signature /4 rating,and give Slumdog Millionaire 3.5/4.It's hard to believe that this movie was almost stuck into the straight-to-DVD hellhole.Guess the movie itself is a fairtale come true.

2009-01-23T22:47:00.005+08:00

THE KING IS BACK!

What up,what's haapnin'?I am officially back in business.After 2 days removed of a full month,I am finally posting.

Well,what can I start with...Oh,I got 18 for my 'O' Levels.I know,terrible score.I might get into Poly,but it's on shaky foundations.I'm just thanking my lucky stars,since I slacked during my 'O'.This is pseudo-karma for me.I failed my science,meaning I can't qualify for many courses.All I can say is,I deserve it,and I'll have to pick up from here.Hopefully I'll get into SP,and get into Uni from there.

I got an NS letter yesterday telling me that registration will start when I'm 17 and a half,which is next year.This letter doesn't say much,basically telling me that I have nowhere to run now.Fuck it,I like working out and training my body.Since I have a year extra at Poly before I have to report for NS,this is a great chance for me to work myself into such a fit state that NS will render as a dirt off my shoulder.I'm getting used to the idea of NS.Even got myself a crew cut 2 days ago.LOL.

YAY,CNY is just around the corner,and ya'll know "No one on the corner got swagga' like moi".I love Chinese New Year.The food,the games,the TV specials,the annual Jack Neo movie(well,not this year),the gambling,the food,the hong bao.LOL,god I love this time of year.Makes me feel like a kid again.I bought my CNY clothes,which is awesome,and I'm really proud to announce that I now own my very first pair of Converse Chuck Taylor's!Finally I'm aboard the train to nowhere!

Well,what can I say about my extended vacation?Gym is now a habit for me.I feel funny if I don't go.My goal is to shed the fatty mass and get a 6 pack before Poly starts,if I can get into Poly :).I want to make all the girls go "Wow",and all the guys go limp with intimidation at my sheer perfection.

I'm going out more,providing I can afford going out.Life is a lot nicer when you're not holed up at home everyday.

Well,I guess this is it for my return.Just want to wish everyone a Happy Chinese New Year!

2008-12-24T14:56:00.002+08:00

DEAR SANTA:

I do not believe in snail mail,and I'm pretty sure I don't have your email address,so I am posting my Christmas letter on my blog.Firstly,I must clear things up,I have never seen you before,so I am skeptical of your presence.You and God need to make things clear to me.Unless your real identity is a mexican dude called Carlos who works at the mall wearing a Santa costume and having little kids sit on his lap,in which case I would have to report you to the police for pedophilia.

Anyway,in light of the Christmas spirit,I am writing this letter to name my wishes for Christmas,and my wishes for the years ahead.

My wishes to be of immediate effect:

More freedom

No curfew

11 points or below for my L1R4 (L1R5 is impossible,I know)

A job of my liking after I receive my 'O' Level results

Get into the Law diploma course at Temasek Polytechnic without a glitch

Have a whole selection of hot girls for me to choose.Preferably a few in the Law course.

My father to grow up his dumb ideas and start using the family brain.

My grandmother's health to improve significantly,and her mental degeneration to STOP immediately.

Sony to release their new PSP in the next 2 months.

A PS3.

Apocalypse Now Redux on DVD

Bonnie and Clyde on DVD

The Godfather trilogy collection on DVD

All 22 James Bond movies on DVD

The Dark Knight on DVD

Training Day on DVD

The Public Enemy on DVD

Both the 1932 and 1983 Scarface movies on DVD

A Scarface movie poster

A Goodfellas movie poster

To lose 5 kg immediately

Beats By Dr. Dre headphones

iPod Classic,80GB

An Asus Lamborghini laptop in wet black and yellow

As for my wishes to be granted gradually over the next few years:

Republicans to STOP nominating incompetent and STUPID candidates for Presidency.

Not all the blame should be put on Republicans,I wish for undecided voters to be LESS STUPID.

I want to put an end to the PAP's stranglehold on the Singapore government.

Share the talent around,I don't want the PAP to monopolise the nation's political talents.

I want Singapore to be a democracy,where people vote for what they want,not what the government wants.

I want all the destitute,poor senior citizens of Singapore to be taken care of.Fuck the god damn Singapore Flyer,stop wasting the Budget on useless asthetic causes,and start funding foundations and charites to help the poor and destitute senior citizens of Singapore.

You know what?Not just Singapore,I want the whole world's poor and destitute senior citizens to be taken care of.

I want all the money-grubbing CEOs of Wall Street to get smythe by lightning,but I'll take that up with God later if you can't do that.

My dad to be the only winner of the annual lottery

For National Service to be optional,not mandatory.

I want to go to either Harvard,Yale,or Oxford.

I want to work at a top law firm and become THE top lawyer of the world.

I want to live in Los Angeles or New York

I want a summer home in the Carribean

A black and red Dodge Challenger

A chrome Bugatti Veyron

A dark blue Lamborghini

A crimson Ferrari

A Batmobile (yes,a Batmobile)

I want a private 11 storey building in Singapore for my whole family to move into.

And finally,the most cliched and overused phrase in the history of the world "WORLD PEACE".

I thank you in advance,although I expect none of these gifts to arrive.What the hey,let's keep the Christmas spirit alive.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Yours Truly,

Yeo Xi Han

P.S. and Happy New Year in advance.

2008-12-20T22:56:00.002+08:00

Alrighty then...What shall I talk about?...Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...rrrrrr...r...Well,I've got nothing.

OK,I do have something.Last Monday we went out to celebrate Leon's birthday.Happy birthday,you big fag.So we all went to Seoul Garden,and we find a BIG crowd.Turns out a tour guide brought his/her whole group of tourists to eat at Seoul Garden...?!WHAT THE FUCK?!What kind of lazy-ass tour guide brings their tourists to eat at a BBQ grill restaurant?Do they have fire in their country?Do they have a metal plate they can cook food on?THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS SO UNIQUE ABOUT SEOUL GARDEN?It doesn't even have a Singaporean name!SEOUL Garden.What,did those fucking tourists go "Eh...is Seoul part of Singapore?"Well,if you're such a dumb fuck,maybe your soul should be part of Singapore.Anyways...waited like half an hour,then went to eat.I ate so much food I wanted to puke.Then we went to play pool.God I'm such a noob at pool.

Then on Friday went out with Obenza to get his mouse.The scroll-click kind,not the furry,cute kind.Just walked around Compass Point,going around and around.Had a white chocolate mocha at Starbucks.It was so sweet and creamy I thought I might puke.

After that,it's been like a week of boredom and no-life-ing.God I hate my monotonous life.Kai and Leon are applying for a job at Ritz,I'll try to see if I can go with them.But I need a bank account first.So I have to meet my mom tomorrow to get a bank account,an ATM card,then I have to zip home to watch the FIFA Club World Cup match between LDU Quito and MIGHTY,MIGHTY MANCHESTER UNITED.

2008-12-11T18:02:00.002+08:00

Celebrated Jun Kiat's birthday ytd.So Zhi Kai,Wai Man,Wee Tat,Pin Dong,Yuan Yih,,ZhenggangLeon,Shawn,Shou Hong,Joel and I all went to East Coast Park to ride bikes.It was so fun!!!Oh god,I forgot how fun it was to ride bikes.I WANT TO RIDE BIKES!!!

Hmm...I don't know what I have to do to lose my excess weight.I'm still working on it.On a lighter note,My biceps have started to develop.Yes!Lol,just kidding.I don't know...gym is getting to be quite a chore.Now I know why a lot of other people choose simpler,more expensive alternatives.By that I mean LAZY and RICH people.

2008-11-28T00:00:00.003+08:00

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,what's up?I've not been posting since the day before prom.Haha,guess I was like waiting for stuff to happen.Nah,who am I kidding,I'm just too lazy to post.Haha.I'm back though.

So,in chronological order.Prom night was a blast.I had a lot of fun,and the whole thing was just awesome.Kudos to the committee for setting this up for us,especially since the school was a bitch.It was cool,I have to say.I rarely say this about school events.The whole cake/milk thingy was kinda gross,but it was pretty fun.Cool to see Yeong Seng and Jia Man get crowned prom king and queen,get their hands tied together by the sash,and having to parade around the room.All in all though I was quite introverted.I was spending like some time outside watching football on the big screen,LOL.Well anyways,I'll upload some pictures for you guys to see my ugly mug in its full glory,LOL.

After prom,I was kinda hung up on this idea about a class chalet.So I was running it by with the guys,and they were interested in it.So I was like doing a little bit of research of nice resorts for us to enjoy our stays.Then like yesterday the ex-209 people told me they're organising a 209 chalet.That is so cool!And then later at night someone told me that they might merge the 2 together,which I thought was odd,but you know,if they like it.I just felt that the guys in 406 that weren't from 209 would be kinda left out and awkward.I mean,since I'm from both groups,I can't really sympathise.Of course,I'm kinda like the odd one out most of the time,so I can totally empathise.A chalet would be a lot of fun though.Kinda like detox.Lol,I don't know why I'm so damn hung up on a chalet.Lol...

Anyways,on Monday,we had like a small gathering for the ex-6A guys.We all met at Marina Square,and we went to bowl and play pool.It was pretty fun.I have to say I'm pretty good at bowling,as an amateur with no practice and/or training.Lol,tooting my own horn for nothing.I'm an okay player.I'm a little noob at pool,because,well,I'm a noob at pool.I have to say I prefer bowling,less cool,but I like something heavy demolishing something else.It feels quite satisfying.

So...I'm going out to lunch with my mum tomorrow,kinda odd,but it'll be cool,I guess.Then I'm off to Sitex with Ben and Chin so Ben can pick up his iPod Nano Chromatic.It's chrome.LOL,that is a real stupid comment I made.Speaking of chrome,I saw a Chrome Bugatti Veyron 16.4,which is FUCKING AWESOME!

You know what's weird,I'm watching Wedding Crashers right now.Even at like 50 years old,I would STILL do things to Jane Seymour that I will never forgive myself for.I'm just saying.

2008-11-16T23:47:00.003+08:00

I AM BACK BITCHES!!!BITCHES!!!I AM BACK!!!BOW TO ME,MOTHA FUCKA!!!WOOO!!!

I am high as a motherfucker.Anyways,O LEVELS ARE OVER!!!OK,I just wrote that,just for the sake of writing it.What the fuck difference does it make?It just so happens that I'm not studying anymore.Trying to get a job for some dough.That's the most significant difference I've felt.No more pressure from studying,the pressure is now on me finding a job.Need some extra cash to spend on shit.I want to find work,and I hope I can find work for December,but if I don't,well all I can say is that I'm not too beat up about it.Lol,as you can see I'm not in a state of emergency.I'll still be walking around,and if I see something I like,I'll enquire and apply.I mean,I rather do something I like than busting my ass for something I hate.I like work,work is good.Gotta work for some income.Because right now there is no income,there is only outgo.Lol,I don't even know if that's a real word.

Anyways,been doing a few things since all my major papers are over.I watched Quantum of Solace with Ben and Chin the day it got released.Lol,yeah,I'm a 007 buff.Love the action,very cool,especially the last bit when the hotel exploded.Kinda disappointed in the story,because it just looks like James Bond is walking around killing people,like "Hey you" *BOOM* "...Hey you" *BOOM*.Something like that.Dominic Greene is as terrifying as a fucking poodle.I don't even wanna talk about Elvis(the guy with the bowl cut,retard-looking fella,no offense to retards).Seems like Chin Bin has a curse,he's like kryptonite to Bond girls.He likes Vesper Lynd,she dies.He likes Strawberry Fields,she dies.Meanwhile,Camille is due to return for the next Bond movie.Speaking of Chin Bin,he told me he shaved his head.WHAT THE FUCK?!Lol,that reaction might be a little bit strong.My nigga just created a blog too.WHAT THE FUCK?!LOL,that one was just for fun.
Besides QoS,I went to buy my prom clothes with Mum at Vivo last Sunday.Bought a shirt,pants,belt,shoes,all totalling to about $230-ish.I know,the pants alone costs $79 bucks,like sooooo steep.I just bought a tie while I was at Marina Square today.Speaking of Marina,I went to play Pool with dad at the parlor.I know,playing Pool with your dad is NOT the coolest shit in the world,but DAMN IT I kept losing by 1.
After we finished our MCQs,the gang(JK,WT,ZK,ZG,Mal,Perry,Leon,Shawn and I) went to eat at 日本村. It was so good.I didn't even feel guilty eating all those fats and gaining weight.Fuck that,I'm tired of eating like 1 wrong calorie will make me explode.I'll just exercise,and try not to eat too much unhealthy stuff,maybe I'll lose my excess.
Then on Thursday,Ben,Chin and I went to City Hall so they could buy their prom clothes,which just so happens to be on the next day.Long story short,they got "betrayed" by their class.Anyways followed them to buy their clothes,and then we went to Queensway so Chin could buy new shoes.He bought some green and white Air Force Ones,which horribly reminded me of the Boston Celtics.I bought a new football,YAY!Nike Omni ball,the blue one,used for Spanish Primera Liga matches.I wish I can score like Samuel Eto'o,lol.
Yesterday was GREAT.Sporting-wise,it more than made up for last week's triple drubbing.Let's see,Nuggets beat Celtics,good.Pistons beat the NO-MORE undefeated Lakers,GREAT.Manchester United won Stoke 5-0,FUCKING FANTASTIC!!!

Lol,being caught up in this yawn-worthy life of mine sure is boring,but I can't help but remember that Prom is tomorrow.See all you guys tomorrow,well,technically,later tonight!Peace out.

The End is near...

2008-11-01T14:08:00.001+08:00

So...it's been 2 weeks since the start of our "O" Levels,and we have 3 papers to go,before the end of our Secondary School life...

To be honest,"O" Levels hasn't been this giant pressure cooker that all of us have been predicting.Life is the more or less the same,minus the time table.It's kinda weird taking the bus at 12 noon,and reaching home at 5 or 6.Feels a little bit like work.It's funny,because those taking "O" Levels are quite calm and a little bit nonchalant,while those not taking "O"'s are almost dying due to high blood pressure.I'm quite sad that I've not been giving my best,and I'm most likely going to have to retake a couple of subjects.Sometimes,I just don't know why the fuck I insist on putting myself in a situation where I get the short end of the stick.

So,moving on from "O" Levels.I went to the gym yesterday,haven't been working out for 2 weeks,so I'm not surprised when I found out I gained weight.I've also been a bit rusty,and my biceps are hurting from the workout.Reminds me of my first session,my arms and chest were hurting for a whole week.I think my left arm is injured,but I don't know exactly how I injured it.I've also been having itchy legs,as in I've not been playing football for quite a while.Lol...I'm going to buy a new football and I'm going to play my ass off everyday once "O" Levels are over.I hope I still have my scoring touch,and I'm going to teach myself a few tricks.I can't believe I've not played football for months.

I've got quite a few things to do after "O" Levels.Firstly and most importantly,I want to get a job.I wish I can work at HMV,it'll be a cool place to work.I don't know if they're hiring though,I wish they are.I also want to learn guitar,and maybe a foreign language,like Italian or French.I also want to get a new PSP,or a Wii,or a PS3!I need my dose of gaming.

So...to cap off,just 3 papers left to go.Social Studies,Food and Nutrition,and our Science MCQs.So I wish the best of luck to everybody,and thanks to everyone who was part of my Secondary School life.Peace out.

2008-10-16T18:37:00.002+08:00

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MOTHERFUCK CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!MY FUCKING PHONE GOT MOTHERFUCKING STOLEN!!!!!!!!!!WHOEVER STOLE MY PHONE,YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE,AND I WILL FIND OUT WHEN THE POLICE TAKE OVER THE CASE.NO MORE MR. NICE GUY FROM THIS MOTHERFUCKER.I'M GOING ALL OUT.WHOEVER STOLE MY PHONE,IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE,YOU WOULD BE WISE TO LOOK OUT FOR SHARP OBJECTS LIKE KNIVES OR CHOPPERS DIRECTED AT YOUR MAJOR ARTERIES,OR BETTER YET,BLUNT AND HEAVY OBJECTS DIRECTED AT YOUR SKULL AND SPINE.I WILL INJURE AND CRIPPLE YOU,POSSIBLY LEAVE YOU DYING IN A POOL OF YOUR OWN BLOOD.AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD,WHEN I STRIKE MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!!!!!!!!!!

2008-10-13T20:35:00.002+08:00

Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...I've been told that I haven't been posting for a long time,not that it matters since very little people read my blog.Anyways...just like that O Levels are upon us.Practicals are in 3 days,and written papers are in a weeks time.To be honest,I haven't needed to touch up on a lot.I'm basically concentrating on my Sciences and Maths.Chinese is already over,and I'm confident that I can fetch at least a respectable grade for my English and Humanities.Not to be cocky,knowing that being cocky will only bite me in the ass.

Anyways,I find home a very distracting place to study.I need somewhere where there is less entertainment.I cannot concentrate with all these gizmos at home.My laptop and TV are the worst.I can't help but surf the Internet all the time,and the ALCS and NLCS are going on.For those of you that don't watch baseball,ALCS is the American League Championship Series,ditto for NLCS,only it's the National League.The NBA season is also about to start.Add that to the finale of F1,and my weekly dose of EPL,it's near impossible for me to concentrate,with my weak will.Speaking of sports,hooray for Alonso for winning his 2nd Grand Prix in a row.

Musically,I'm feeling terrific.I watched the video for "Dangerous" by Kardinal Offishall featuring Akon,god damn!Chanta Patton is hot,a double god damn!Hooray for fine booty.I've also watched the videos for "Lock Lockdown" and my current favourite songstress,Taylor Swift's "Love Story".I still can't believe the tabloids saying that Joe Jonas dumped her.Look at her sweet angelic face,and then look at that prat face of Joe Jonas.It should be the other way round.I've also picked up "Paper Trail",after waiting for nearly 2 weeks.Jesus Christ,music stores in Singapore should slap themselves,again and again and again.T.I. breaks his own record,with his new hit "Live Your Life" leaping from number 80 to number 1 in a week,breaking his not-so-old record.His previous hit single "Whatever You Like",leaped from number 71 to number 1 in a week.He's also the 2nd all-time record holder for most ringtone downloads in a week,behind Flo-Rida's "Low".He's also the first artist since Usher in 2004 to replace himself as number 1.His album also debut at number 1 in USA.It's a good week to be T.I.,a very good week."Live Your Life" is also gaining regular airplay in Singapore,due to Rihanna.Stupid Singaporeans don't know who T.I. is.I'm ashamed of you people.Shame shame!Lol,I'm acting like a fool because I'm pretty much smitten with Taylor Swift.I don't know why,but I'm a bit more flamboyant when I like a girl.

OK,so going nEbO with Jiun Kiat,Wee Tat,Leon,Zhi Kai they all tomorrow to study.Yummy.Lol.Well,at least I'm away from my com and TV.Would be able to get a few lessons going.Thank god for outside.

I'm feeling a strange mix of anxiety and excitment about my "O" Levels.A tinge of regret as well.Oh well,ONWARD TO A LAW DIPLOMA!!!

2008-10-04T23:20:00.002+08:00

Aiya...only 2 weeks until our 'O' Level Science Practical exams.20 days until our first paper,Com. Science Chemistry.1 month and 7 days until our last paper,Com. Science MCQ.11 November will be the finish line,and the starting line for my new life.No longer shall I be dragged down by useless topics like Math,or POA,topics that I have no use for.Instead,I shall hopefully be pursuing a full-time Law diploma course at Temasek Polytechnic.The cut-off point is 13,so obviously I'm aiming for a 11 and below.I'm sure Law is does not have a lukewarm reception,and I hope other Polys can learn from Temasek Poly and add Law into their courses,so that others who get dragged down by meaningless topics,like myself,will have a chance to display their talents not found in numbers,unless those numbers have a $ in front and , in the middle.Hopefully 2 or 3 , in the bank account.

So let me kick off by saying that I have done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.Woah,my charger port just dropped without anyone touching it,ditto for the chopping board in the kitchen.Wtf man,if there's a motherfucking ghost in my house,it better get the fuck out before I goTito Ortiz on its ass.Back to the main t0pic.I am dead in 2 weeks time,I have prepared minimally,like I've always done.Seriously,I need to take a look at myself,because I'm sick in the mind by procrastinating time and time again.

I've found a site to watch House.No,I don't mean taking care of someone's house.I mean the show called "House".It's the best show on TV.

Lately I've been going to Facebook more and more often.I only have a miserable number of friends though.Working on the number.

Damn sian,everyone I've talked to has graduated,but those in Deyi are still languishing for another week.What gives?This reeks of suckiness.Hey,authority figures in Deyi who think they're doing the best for us,BLOW ME.

I'm caught between many different decisions lately.Firstly,I don't know whether I should wear a hat or style my hair for prom.Then I'm thinking whether I should shave my head.That way it's easier to wear bandanas and du-rags when I'm wearing a cap.Then now I don't know if I should try to save up on buying a limited edition Madden NFL 09 PSP,or a new Ecko watch.Technically I can ask my dad and mom respectively to buy them for me,but I don't want to.Sort of feel guilty.Also,don't want to hear my mom nag nag nagging away.

Thinking about skipping school.Not everyday,just a couple of days.But I don't know if I can will myself to study at home.

It's like a jungle sometimes.It makes me wonder how I keep from going under...

Rap Battle: Hybrid vs. Shogun

2008-09-21T14:37:00.002+08:00

I'm very pissed about this asshole Shogun.It's not because he dissed me,but because he actually thought his weak shit could actually fight me.ME!That infant bitch don't know who he dealing with.I'm motherfucking HYBRID!The RAP EMPEROR of Singapore!So I decided to pull this post to show our so-called "battle".To be honest,it's just me owning his punk ass.Anyways,here it is.Shogun vs. Hybrid.The first and only time,cause Shogun tucked his tail up his pussy and ran home to his mommy.

Shogun -
please quit rapping that was a wack diss you ‘ve prepared/the only ‘Hitler’ about you is the way you shaved your pubic hair /you felt Jay’s better than 50? but you cant tell from their lyrics /if i make Jay spit 50’s lines, you’re stupid still sayin you feel him /Your rapper status is ‘fake’ like ‘things from China’ /And Im bout to ‘expose’ that of you like ‘Britney’s vagina’ /Your rhymes were like ‘Stan to Em’, its gay as hell /Changed his tagname from ‘Xi Han’ to ‘Carmen’, just to praise himself /Im above you so when i spit rhymes its like weather’s off to rain(reign) /We can battle but i’ll ‘cross you out’ like the first letter of your name (’X'i Han) /Yeah im from Malaysia but i respect Jin and Mike as lyricists banging and they dope /Xi Han cant hop the bandwagon, we tied him by rope and drag him on the road /so you aint their groupie, it doesn’t matter in any contrast /coz you may not suck their penis literally? but your mom does /i’ll stop 15 bars coz i’ll only need half to murder all your 30 lines /

Hybrid -

My shit was weak?Take a look at your rhyme
My flow’s like water,your flow is a crime
It’s so weak I don’t know why I’m replying
But cause I’m here,it just means you’re dying
You’ve been dying since you started on that shit
Your weakness is a bigger insult than those insult bits
What does Hitler have to do with pubic hair?
I know you got none,but don’t pull my shit in there
You talk about Jay and 50 like 50’s the master
In ‘Da Club’s over,time for my Takeover
My status is fake,”Made in China”
Newsflash: So’s your daddy and momma
You wanna expose me when you don’t know me?
Go back to wanking off on Britney’s pussy“
Stan to Em”?Well that makes you Stan
You a stranger,I doubt you even a man
I don’t use aliases,my name sparks terror
If I was in the 70s,I’d be the rap inventor
I’m like KRS-One,you’re MC Shan
This beef was over before it began
How you diss me when you don’t even rhyme?
You one of the 21 MCs I take out at the same time
Spot the rap references,that’s the real way to do it
“Stan to Em”,so what?I got subtle ways to use it
What about you?Yeah you don’t got nothing
“Dope” and “Road” don’t rhyme,and what you know about cussin?
Yeah I ain’t a groupie,but your ass on their nads
OPP,boy,I’m what the ladies wanna have
Why you bring my mom into this,when yours is a whore?
My mind’s an emporium,I got rhymes galore
My paper trail’s like Mike,anyone keeping the score?
It’s now 3-0,cause you dissed yourself
When you pull this weak shit thinking it was dope as hell?
I’m the lyrical magician,look what I come up with
You stopped at 15 bars cause that’s all you could come up with
You talking about similes,metaphors and punchlines?
Thanks for your compliments,now try to emulate mine
But you can’t,cause this is like Jay-Z versus K-Fed
Now go home crying and tell mommy what the bully said
I feel like a bully,I’m picking on a retarded kid
Now everyone knows what Hybrid did
Yeah,that’s me.What up,what’s haapnin’?
I’ll tell you what up,don’t embarrass yourself again.

2008-09-20T00:40:00.003+08:00

Yo guys,what's up?Today was quite fun,TGIF,so the weekend's finally here.

Well,the day didn't start off badly,we had some English compre which the answers were all there,and we had to do the summary with all the points already listed.Hey,it's not difficult to do when you have the answers.Then we had a period of science.Uneventful.I used my Mother Tongue free period to finish my SS essays so I can leave early,as I had already made plans to go to the gym with Chin Bin and Obenza.When our second science period came,Mr Soon came in to substitute Ms Kaur.Then he told us why Ms Kaur didn't show up for science.You know what,Mr Soon is one of the only teachers who will tell us what is really going on,whether inflating or deflating.I'm happy that Mr Soon doesn't try to hide any bullshit.Then POA passed by without any major incidents.

So I was waiting after school for SS to begin,and when it did,I handed in my essay,had it marked,and went off to the gym.Chin and Ben were already working out when I got there.So I taught them a few exercises I learnt from Zhi Kai.Ben was a freak,he was wearing out the machines for no reason.I did my usual exercises,and I could finally do bench presses again,as my arms don't hurt anymore.I did my usual biceps,pecs,abs exercise.I also played with the rowing machine.Then we MRT'ed off to City Hall for a late lunch.It could almost be counted as dinner.I had the hong kong noodles,at the Marina foodcourt,yummy.Then we walked around the area for a bit,as per norm,and we saw the preparations for the upcoming F1 race in Singapore!Omg I'm so excited.I hope this race provides the best race in the whole racing calendar,no offense to other tracks.It's just so cool and surreal having a major sporting event happen in your backyard.Plus I visit the city so often I can navigate blindfolded.I'm so psyched for the event!

So I went home and started talking with Chin online.Then after Chin went off,Ben came on and I chatted with Ben before he went off as well.

You guys wanna hear a funny story?Ok.So I was chatting with Chin,and we were talking about various stuff,and then our topic,fleetingly,went to the 98.7FM rap battle championship that happened last year.Firstly,last year I automatically thought that all Singaporean rappers,except me,are crap,and so I commented like so.I got a little flak for it,so I made a freestyle to satisfy those detractors.So I went to read the comments for a little bit of reminiscing,then I saw this comment by a person who calls himself/herself "Shogun".Anyways he/her took exception to this and wrote a "rap" to diss me.Needless to say my blood boiled when I saw that.So I replied in kind.My rap totally destroyed his crap,and my rhyming flows were going on overload.I love that feeling,haven't had it for a long time.Anyways I then addressed all my haters and especially that child Shogun how I was last year.I apologised for my insolent comments,and extended a peace treaty to one of the commentators.It doesn't matter if he reads and accepts it,but at least I end it off as a good guy.This Shogun infant is another matter.He is so self-deceiving.He thinks my shit is wack,and he goes on this weak-ass tirade it's almost embarrassing to read.Now I'm very easily wound up,especially in affairs of rap.A rap battle is not something I back out off.If you diss me,I will diss you back harder,way harder.So anyways I feel like I'm insulting a wooden block,since probably no one reads that page anymore.I just feel that if I reply in kind,it would be somewhat justification,and unanimous victory for me.I totally hate these posers.They got no skills,their shit is wack,they don't rhyme,they think they are that good.Bullshit.I can sympathise,I used to be like that,but people change,and I can say I've changed for the better,both mentally and lyrically.

What Up?What's Haapnin'?
All you haters can get at me
Cause I hear ya,and I'm watching
But I'm still here,I ain't stopping.

2008-09-18T18:07:00.005+08:00

Lol.Now I got that part out of the way,I'm going to talk about a specific subject today.

Mr. Christopher De Souza,MP for Holland-Bukit Timah GRC.What up,what's haapnin'?Now I read this article on the New Paper yesterday.It caught my eye.At the top was an image of Niko Bellic,the protagonist of Grand Theft Auto IV,pointing a gun to someone/something while a fire blazes in the background.Eye-catching,so I read on.This was the parts of the article I was most intrigued in :

"Drink driving,carjacking,drug-dealing,committing robberies,running down pedestrians and visiting strip clubs - why is the government allowing our young to do these things,an MP wanted to know.
Mr Christopher De Souza...was referring to Grand Theft Auto IV(GTA),a video game known for its violence and sexual content.
He asked why the government had allowing the game to be sold here,and how its approval aligned with efforts to encourage Singaporeans to stay clear of crime,drugs and gangsterism."

The article goes on,but I don't have to.As you can see,MP De Souza is clearly a conservative.He's not willing to accept anything remotely taboo,for example the aforementioned violence,drugs,sex,etc..He believes that this will lead to some Singaporeans being steered the wrong way,leading them to indulge in vices,ultimately ruining their lives,and those who love and care for them.I know some of you expect this post to be extremely anti-MP De Souza,and you guys would be wondering when I'd be hauled off to be indicted on charges like libel,defamation,and whatever else the government decides to charge me with.

To be honest,I agree with him to a certain extent.There are some retards in Singapore who seriously think that they can re-enact GTA,what's more,re-enact it in Singapore.Of course,with these so-called "hooligans" and "gangsters" in Singapore,they don't do anything major.They don't believe in their cause,they become "gangsters" because they feel that it's "cool".They don't know why people become real gangsters,those "gangsters" hardly have a reason for becoming "bad".I don't see why the government find these "gangsters" a problem.They run off with their tails tucked between their legs whenver they hear a siren or the words "police".

Of course,being an intellectual,I totally disagree with his thinking.I can think for myself,I was brought up with values,even though I don't always follow them.I know what is legal,I know what is illegal.To be honest if someone sets their mind up to do something,and puts 100% effort,nearly no one can stop them from succeeding.But,we are people who have been brought up as individuals who have values to uphold,laws to abide,well,most of them anyways.I think we have enough IQ to realise what is "good" and what is "bad".We choose our actions,nobody and nothing is responsible for it,especially not a video game.So to conclude,Mr De Souza,you should not use GTA IV as a scapegoat.You should instead look at the individuals who do these things,and figure out how to teach them the "righteous" values,and look at the mental state of those who do these things.That's all I'm asking,thank you.

2008-09-18T18:07:00.002+08:00

I think I'm going to learn French instead of Italian.I might learn both,but not at the same time.French is so romantic.Imagine meeting a French chick and bowling her over.That would be so hot.

2008-09-17T20:20:00.002+08:00

What Up?What's Haapnin'?All you haters,can get at me.(What Up?What's Haapnin'? - T.I.P)

This is what I am feeling these days.Let's look at this present period of time.It's 28 days before our first O Level paper,which is Science Practical.I am trying my best to study my Chemistry as it is the first written paper.I am also brushing up on maths,and I would probably study F&N as well.These will be my 6 subjects.I don't have any hope for POA,I do not enjoy the subject,nor do I have any use for the subject.I don't want to be an accountant,all I care about money is that I have enough of it,and that I can spend it on whatever I like and still have spare change in my pocket by the multiple digits.One of the reasons I want to be a lawyer.Being paid to do what I do best,prove the other person wrong,and getting paid big bucks to do so.Get a reputation and a standing in society.Live in a big house and own supercars.Die rich and leave my future generations plenty to squander if they wish to do so.I figured that POA is the single worst mistake I've ever made.Oh well,too late for regrets.I just have to make due.I have almost definitely failed my F&N,and so I have only 5 subjects to score,and score BIG.I mean 1 and 2 for my English,Maths,Science,Humanities.I only got a 3 for my Mother Tongue,and I opt not to retake.My aim is for JC,however this is not realistic.Right now I have my sights set on either JC or Law at Temasek Poly.I'm either studying Law or Psychology.These are my interests,with the risk of sounding like a square.I hear people throwing words around like "I want to study law/I want to study psychology" like it's nothing.Seriously,the law and psychology community would be a lot better without them.Not that they can get in anyways,short of a miracle.

So since I've started revising for O Levels,I've been bad tempered and impatient.So please bear with me for this 2-3 months,I SWEAR I will become better once O Levels are over,okay?You know I don't bear grudges with anyone right now,and if I seem like I'm nagging,please listen to what I'm saying and mull it over in your brain.Right now I don't feel like you guys are taking this seriously.I mean,the time for playing around is over.It's time to prep up and listen in class,do homework,do revision,digest the information,apply it in practice papers,so on and so forth.Computer games and whatnot should be at the BACK,the absolute BACK,of your minds.28 days is barely enough to study,so let's not waste any of it by horsing around.Hey,I'm a square,so what?I'd gladly be a square if I can get the grades I want and not regret anything later in life.

With that being said,I am a big hypocrite.I'm watching TV and using my computer,but I'm trying to make an effort to study.I think as long as you have the heart,nothing will be impossible.I'm grateful that my teachers are taking this very seriously,and trying to get in our heads that we still have this big exam to get through.And of course,there is the Kanye West concert on 29th of October.If we win tickets,then I think I will go.After all,it is a once-in-a-lifetime gig.I don't know though...the next day is the Maths Paper 2,but I think I wouldn't have a big problem if I can remember the formulas.

2008-09-12T22:09:00.002+08:00

Yoyoyoyoyoyoyo...Wassup?What's gooood?

My Prelims sucked.Nothing out of the ordinary.I didn't study for the Prelims.To me school exams don't matter for shit.It's the big "O" that counts.After saying that,I'm not revising nor mugging like mad for my O's.Urgency for exams has always been lost on me.I don't know why.Must be some genetic defect or something.

Speaking of defects...I am soooooooooooooooo fat...I'm going to the gym twice a week starting next week.No more slacking!!!Argh!!!I actually feel nauseous looking at my stomach.

Today wasn't so bad.The day started off bad though.I ate some flu medication before I left home cause I felt a running nose coming,no pun intended.So I ate the medication,and I was wondering if taking bus 86 would be faster than bus 88.Well,86 takes about the same time,but it takes FOREVER for the bus to come.So in the end,I was late!Shit,should have gone for breakfast or something,but I didn't know what I was thinking going to school and getting caught.I'm so stupid...Then we had our usual lessons,which aren't really lessons,except for Chinese.I was trying to do my letter during Chinese,but started chatting with Zi Yong about some random shit.He said something about an atom-smasher being a potential WMD(weapons of mass destruction),and the world might end on 21st October.Whatever.If the world does end on the 21st of October,then I wouldn't have to take my O's.Not that we should stop studying though.Then I was listening to 92.4 during POA and taking a much-needed nap.Then Ben finally replied my sms,and my sms tone was blasted into my ear.Lol.So after school went to Somerset with Chin and Ben.Ate Pastamania at Cathay.Then walked over to Heeren.Ben suddenly wanted to buy a beanie/skull cap,whatever way you call it.Then Chin and I were looking at caps.I really like this leather-ish cap I saw at 77th Street.ATL baby.But it's $90...sian!!!

Anyways,I've been looking for jobs to do after O Levels to fund my interests and my Italian lessons and hopefully Tennis as well.Anyways I'm currently looking at 77th Street and HMV.I might look at other job opportunities.If I could I want to work at a Practice,like a Law Practice.Get my foot into the door of Law.Right now though I'm just hoping to get good grades for my O Levels,and having more than enough money to spend on necessities.Oh yeah don't forget working out.Woo.My targets are set!!!

Oh yeah,on a side note,who's going to prom?I finally got an excuse to buy formal clothes,Heeheehee.

2008-09-05T15:58:00.003+08:00

Yo.The holidays are almost at an end.What happened this week?Well,I uphold my statement that the holidays are the most boring time of the school year.Right now I'm on the couch watching a replay of this morning's US Open between Federer and Muller.To be honest I'm just having the TV on for the hell of it.The silence kills me.

Monday started off with nothing.Dad was away in China,so I basically could do whatever I wanted as long as Grandma doesn't know.Of course,being the filial grandson,a model grandson,btw,that I am,I took Monday off to rest on the burnout I suffered throughout the last term.

Tuesday was different.I wandered around the city with Chin and Ben,like always.I already wrote a post about that.So anyways in summary I spent around 80-90 bucks on clothes and College Dropout by Kanye West.Took part in a contest at HMV to win Kanye tickets.I don't believe their shit for 1 second.

Wednesday I was basically stuck in the house.I had tuition so I couldn't go anywhere fun.I was also broke as hell,so I couldn't really do anything I liked.

Yesterday went to Changi Airport to pick up my dad.Been a long time since I've gone there,it looks very nice at night,with all the lights and stuff.Terminal 3 looks cool.I'm so gonna go there to go overseas.Anyways even though the arrival time was supposed to be 9.29 pm,Grandma and I was standing there until 10+.Stupid airport timing.Brought along my laptop so I could watch The Godfather to pass my time.So anyways dad came back with a shit load of stuff.I have an uncle who lives in Beijing,and my dad met up with him while he was in Beijing.They have a 5 storey-tall Adidas building in Beijing,OMFG.So my uncle bought me a pair of Adidas Predator Powerswerve,F50 shin guards,2 pairs of match-day socks,and a Lakers jersey.Thank you very much,二叔.

So it's back to school in a couple of days,and Prelims Practical on Tuesday.I'm so screwed.

2008-09-02T19:21:00.003+08:00

God damn I have no idea how the fuck I spend my money.Dad gave me a hundred bucks for this week while he's in China for business,and I blew around 80 bucks today.I bought 2 Flesh Imp shirts,College Dropout by Kanye West,and 3 pairs of socks from Giordano.I also went to eat KFC,and had an ice blend at Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf.Damn.It was quite weird.Usually when I go out with Chin and Ben,I usually buy 1 CD at most.It's quite strange carrying 3 bags instead of 1.

So I went out with Chin and Ben today.We went to Orchard because I wanted to buy a shirt.So we went to eat at KFC.Then we walked over to Heeren,as per normal.So we went to HMV,and we saw a competition for Kanye West concert tickets.So Chin and I each bought College Dropout.Then we went upstairs and I went to Flesh Imp there.Nothing caught my eye though,so we left Heeren.Then we walked back to Ngee Ann when we went to the cafe for a drink and to rest.Then we went to Gramophone,Puma and Stadium to browse around.Then before we left Ngee Ann I rushed into Giordano because I remembered Grandma told me to buy new socks.Then we walked over to Wisma Atria.I went up to the Flesh Imp store there,and I bought 2 shirts with a Las Vegas theme(read:Casino,and a bikini-clad female silhouette).One is in white,the other military brown.I was leaning towards the brown,while Chin and Ben said the white looked better.So I bought both.More worth it anyways.1 shirt was 29,and 2 shirts were 39.Weird.Anyways I bought 2 shirts.I might be poor now,but at least I have new clothes.

Dad called last night from China,he's going to Beijing on Wednesday.My 2nd uncle,who lives in Beijing,told him there's a 4 story Adidas store!!!Omfg,this is really awesome.He asked me what size feet I had,I told him I wanted soccer boots.My Predator and (busted)Tiempo are wet from playing in the mud.My guess is that he'd either buy me new Predators or an Adipure.Sweet anyways.Woo.

2008-09-01T00:38:00.005+08:00

'Alo,'alo!I have no idea where I've heard that,some British sitcom,I guess.

Zzz...sian.Man Utd lost the Super Cup to Zenit motherfucking St. Petersburg...

So ytd was Keafe's birthday party.It wasn't so bad.姑姑cooked fried bee hoon,curry chicken,mixed vegetables and sambal prawns/sotong.She also fried fish cakes,wantons and chicken wings.So had a hearty meal.Keafe got a bunch of presents.I think he got a Thomas the Train set 3 times,LOL.Dad gave Keafe a play-doh set.The funniest thing happened.Keafe said "fuck you" unexpectedly at Jian Wei while they were playing with remote cars.Keafe!How could you say that?You're only 3 years old!God damn!

So,these are the pictures we took at TGPS with Mrs Lye.

2008-08-30T00:18:00.003+08:00

Yo yo yo yo.First of all,I want to say Happy Teacher's Day in advance to all the teachers who have helped me since day 1,Thank You!!!To all the teachers who have done nothing but harmed my chances,FUCK YOU.When all of you stood up on the stage and recited the teacher's pledge,you were lying through your teeth.

So anyways,it was one big TGPS reunion when around 15-20 of us went back to school to see our old teachers!Wow I haven't seen some of them since last year.It was so nice to catch up with everyone.Then Mrs Lye bailed all of us in,even those without uniforms.Lol.Nice to see Mrs Lye.Probably the first time in the past 4 years I haven't seen her pregnant,LOL.Anyways she treated us to drinks,lol,then we were sitting around chatting.Then around an hour later we all bade our farewells to Mrs Lye and went somewhere else.Actually,everyone went to Ying Ru's house,LOL.She,Chun Kiat,Wei Jun and Xin Ping were "dry swimming",or playing mahjong for those who don't get the meaning.Ting Hwee,Chin,Ben,Pin Liang,Xiao Dong and I went downstairs to play basketball.Then I went up to collect my bag and went home.Went down with Yu Ting,and chatted.I'll start posting pictures from now on,ok?Lol.Then I went home.

In like around 2 hours time it will be the UEFA Super Cup.That's the reason I'm staying up all night.Man Utd vs. Zenit St. Petersburg.Speaking of Man Utd,a bunch of news.Louis Saha has left United to play for Everton.All I can see is players going out,and nothing's coming in.It's quite fustrating,especially when it's only 3 days from the transfer deadline.Zzz...I hope you know what you're doing,Sir Alex.We've been drawn with Villareal,Celtic and Aalborg in the Champions League group stage.Fairly easy,we shouldn't have a big problem qualifying.

2008-08-26T22:10:00.002+08:00

Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!Wazzup?!?!?!Woo...Boy I'm pumped.

Let's get the bad news out of the way first.Flunked Chem.For those of you who do not know how badly I flunked Chem,let me quote Serene:
"When I flipped to the second page,you already fell asleep."
YES people!I was that hopeless.
Maths paper 2 wasn't very comforting.I thought I did poorly.To think I had a feeling my maths was picking up...haix...
Physics sucked.I couldn't study because I didn't have the textbook,and so I forgot quite a number of formulas.So to take a malay phrase,I hantam bola the paper at times.Not going to be a good Science mark for my prelims.Hmm...

Well,now I got the bad out of the way.Let's move on to the good.I finally got my laptop!Woo!I'm so happy.It's a Compaq laptop.Sleek black.I like it.I'm typing on it now,lol.The only thing I don't like about the computer is that it runs on Vista.But what the heck,it hasn't given me a lot of problems for now.Maybe I put it down too early.Vista isn't that different from XP,except for a few cosmetic surgery.I have to admit,I am just that little bit peeved I couldn't get my Macbook.But I guess since I'm used to Windows,I should just stick with it.But mark my words,I will upgrade this computer to a Macbook in the future.It'll be like being ambidextrous,which I am,to a certain extent.

Keafe's birthday's in a couple of days!Happy birthday little dude!My cousin's turning 3.

It seems as though I suddenly have a whole infulx of new music to listen to.Mainly The Game.I'm really psyched about his new album,L.A.X."My Life" featuring Lil Wayne is such a dope song.I've also listened to Demi Lovato's new single,"Get Back"(see below).I'm going to buy her album too.I think her sound is different from the norm Disney stuff.She's a rocker,and it's nice that she doesn't bend her will to the bubblegum pop fad spearheaded by Hannah Montana.I don't really have a problem with Miley Cyrus,but this Hannah Montana fad is really sickening.I mean,yeah I don't have a problem with its popularity,but Hannah Montana is extremely pointless.It's like Soulja Boy.Pointless yet popular.I'd fuck Miley,if she doesn't have any diseases,but it's very hard to picture anyone having to bear with her for more than 1 night.

Tomorrow no papers,so yay for that.Still got Maths tuition though,so I'm a little bit unhappy.It doesn't help my grades.Most of it's due to me.I can't blame anyone except me.

Going out after the papers end on Thursday.Yeah I don't have an extremely active social life,but I'm not really a people person,unless those people are worshipping me.Yeah I got my circle of friends,and their friends,but I mean,I don't go out much because I don't like to hang around people that much.You hang around anyone too much and you start to see them in a negative light,or see them for what they're not instead of what they are.

Aight,my laptop's battery's running low,so I gotta go.That rhymes,hahahaha...see ya next time!

Demi Lovato - Get Back - Official Music Video (HQ)

2008-08-26T15:38:00.001+08:00

Demi Lovato's first single off her new album.Yes,I'm a bit of a doe,but I think this song is pretty good.Gonna buy her new album September 23.

2008-08-21T21:08:00.002+08:00

Ok guys,now that I got that part out of the way...

Today's papers were okay,I guess.History was really fucked up.I studied on chapter 3,and it didn't come out.The only topics that came out was the Cold War and Hitler.Like it was a massive "god damn it" on my part at the beginning.Luckily,I was born with a brain to remember stuff,so I pulled something out of the proverbial hat and all-in-all I think I did well enough.For Humanities,I think I would be able to get maybe a 4 at least.Of course,during mid-year I said similar words,and I failed.Sigh...it's such a thin line between confidence and ego...

POA?Like the wiseguys say,"Fuhgetaboutit."I'd be amazed to get double digits for my POA.Like I said yesterday,POA was basically nap-time for me.I kid you not.I took about 45 minutes to do the papers,and for the other 2 hours and 15 minutes I was just lying down on the table,going to the toilet once or twice.Mrs Luah is going to have a stroke when she sees my paper,fingers crossed.Anyways I know I've flunked the paper,there's 0% chance of me passing.There's 0% chance of me getting even a 7.Truly amazing.You know how the teachers say if you fail a subject,it's not the teacher's fault,it's your own?Well I can safely say that it is the teacher's fault,or specifically my dislike of the teacher that is causing this.I've even proved it with experiments.For example,when Mr Ong first taught us,I hated his guts.Then after a while I finally realised he's a pretty cool guy.Lol,so I passed my POA mid-year.Then he leaves and this hobbit-ish teacher comes in,and I really started to wish that Mr Ong was still around.Then he started giving tuition,but I can't go because of my curfew,not to mention that I know live half and island away,so basically now I'm screwed.

So there's no paper tomorrow.I'm kinda in suspense here.Because my instincts tell me I don't have to go to school tomorrow,and it's been backed up since the teacher hasn't said anything about us coming back tomorrow.However there are some who say that we do have to come back tomorrow.Whatever.If the teacher doesn't say anything,I'll plead ignorance.

So anyways after the papers I went to Orchard to eat lunch with Chin and Obenza.Talked quite a bit about totally random stuff.Ben was pointing out to me 2 chicks at Macdonald's who were camwhoring.I was like "Well,as long as they're cute,let them spread joy to the world."I meant it too.I mean,cute chicks are a joy to watch,so if they camwhore,I have no problem.What I do have a problem with is that those...um...I don't want to say ugly...ok,those beauty-handicapped girls love to camwhore.It's like the uglier they are,the more they love to take pictures of themselves.Shameless...I mean,have some sense of realism.

2008-08-21T20:41:00.002+08:00

I am totally jealous of those people who are sincerely optimistic about life.I admire them so much,I don't know how the hell they are able to keep their spirits up.Life is so hypocritical,and it's so ironic.People love,and I mean LOVE,to fake pessimism.Everytime I hear someone whine about something,I just feel sick to my stomach.Ok,not that sick,but I am getting quite annoyed at those people who go "Oh man,I sure fail this/I sure flunk that/I sure die one lah/etc. etc.."When in their minds and in their hearts they're thinking if they get a 1,2 or 3.The irony part?They actually get 1,2 or 3 even when they like to whine that they sure fail.It's very ironic.I think that anyone who fakes their pessimism should really get an F9 so that they should shut the fuck up with all that whining.If you think you can get something out of this,then just say you can ge something out of this.It's not hard to say it.

"Hey,that paper was tough,huh?"
"Well,actually I think it wasn't too tough.I might be able to get maybe an A2."
"I don't think so,but I think a B3 or 4 is definitely possible."

See?Was that so hard?If everyone got an F9,then why the fuck do we have "O" Levels or "A" Levels?!I'm really sick of this phoniness.I don't want to be phony right now.I believe in psychology,and definitely being optimistic definitely helps with getting a good mindset for the upcoming exams.You can call me egotistical,you can call me a pompous douchebag,but if I think it's realistic,I'll just come out and say it.I don't have many wishes for people,but I wish that at least for these 2-3 months,people can come out and be optimistic.Try it out,it's a hell of a lot better feeling that being a pessimist.

2008-08-20T20:34:00.002+08:00

Yo.Prelims finally got under way.Actually it got underway last Thursday,but the English papers felt like class tests instead of prelims.English wasn't difficult,but it's not easy.You could say it was moderately challenging.

So anyways today started off with Maths.Can't say I find it tough.Many people said it was very easy.I find it neither here nor there.Funny thing though.Question 9 is probably the hot topic.Some retard actually asked if they had a printing error on the question.Here's the question :

A boy has 5 keys,only one key opens a lock.Find the probability that
A)The first key he tries opens the lock
B)The last key he tries opens the lock

Can anyone tell me what's so confusing about that?I'm absolutely amazed someone that is a "O" Level examinee can actually ask that question.Slap yourself,slap yourself again.

Anyway,everyone had different answers for part B.Some say it's 1,some say it's 1/5,and others like me say it's 1/120.

So apart from the Maths paper,I also had my Social Studies paper.Finally my chance to get redemption for the horrible showing I had during Mid-year.I think I did alright.The SBQ was quite interesting.It was about Taiwan and China.Usually it's from our textbooks.I find the change refreshing.The basic gist was there.It was similar to Northern Ireland and Sri Lanka,without the fighting.Refreshing for my brain.I mean,I think some people are congratulating themselves for it being an SS exam,and not a General Paper.I feel some people might just stick the paper up their asses if this was a GP.

So,tomorrow is the Geography/History/Literature paper.Good luck to everyone taking their respective papers.Not so much for POA,I have absolutely 0% interest in that subject.Totally awesome dude!I think it's a new record.So tomorrow's a 2 hour History paper and 2 hours of nap time for me.I'm going to like that.This would work out really well for me...Hahahahahahaha...Aight.Peace out peoples!Yay-ee Yeah!

2008-08-14T20:09:00.002+08:00

You know what?I'm caught in a crossroad right now.Everything I'm indecisive about.It's totally unfamiliar territory for me.Like I'm very,very caught up in two minds.For example,I considered telling Ms Rashidah I wanted to give up on my F'N'N and concentrate on other subjects.But,all I told her I don't intend to use my F'N'N marks for my L1R5/R4.Still,I took time to do what I could for the coursework.So now I'm definitely washing my hands off the coursework from now on,100%.

School was quite uneventful.I was talking to Mdm Lok about retaking my exams,and she encouraged me to leave my B3 as it is,and concentrate on making my other subjects as strong as possible.She does have a point,but I feel pissed to see a "3" next to my name.I don't know why.But,I've decided for now I won't retake my chinese "O" levels.I still have a 5 days to consider it.I may sway the other way.If I seriously think that I can get a "1",then I would tell her I change her mind.

So after recess we had our english paper 1 prelim.Meh...nothing special.I thought it was quite easy for a prelim paper.I don't really like to act as though I'm going to fail,because failing english is tougher than getting an "A".Wrote my compo about video games,I thought it was pretty well written.The letter was very straightforward,so no worries there.On to paper 2 tomorrow,and then Humanities on wednesday.Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...

I don't think I can do well for my prelims,so I'd probably get punished by my parents.I'm kinda cool about the Kanye West concert right now.Since Chin's probably not going,I don't want to be the only guy in the stadium to know the lyrics to every Kanye song.I'm too awe-inspiring.Lol.I'll feel retarded at a rap concert,ironic because 99% of the time I'll be the only REAL rap fan,not those pop-fanboys.It's sickening that they listen to 1 Kanye song and they think they've heard them all.The only song most people will know is Stronger,and some will know Good Life.Other than that those bitches know nothing.

If I'm not wrong there's an IT show this week at Suntec.I'm going there,and if things look good,I'll probably get my laptop there.My parents are bugging me to get something else other than a Macbook.Zzz...Noobshits.So if I have no choice I'll get a Fujitsu or a HP,that's the least I would sink to.It's bad enough I have to use Windows Vista,but if I have to use Vista on a shitty laptop,I'd just tell them to go fuck themselves.

2008-08-13T20:38:00.003+08:00

KANYE WEST IS COMING TO SINGAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahahahahaha...aight.Needed to let it out of my system.But seriously though,Kanye West is bringing his Glow In The Dark Tour to Singapore!!!I can't believe the Singapore MDA actually lets rappers perform,being an authoritarian regime and all that.Sad thing is,the cheapest tickets are 88 dollars,and those are all the way up the balcony.Who the fuck can see anything there?I'm realistically aiming for the $118 or $148 seats,which are closer,and the 148 seats are quite close to the stage.Sadly,Chin doesn't think he can save up enough for the concert.Zzz...so he's waiting for some contest to happen,and he's going to enter to see if he can get the tickets.If not then he's pretty much sunk.Sian man.Why like that?Why?Why?Why?

Anyways,let's veer away from the concert.I got a 3 for my Chinese O Levels.Not great,but not bad.I'm considering retaking the exam.I'm sure I can do better...
Had my english oral today.Not bad actually.I'm confident I can do well.Most definitely not top of the batch,but I'm sure I can do well.Speaking of which,tomorrow's english paper 1 prelim.Good luck to everyone.
Speaking of tomorrow,Ms Rashidah wants me,Malcolm,Yong Hong and Eugene to stay back tomorrow and redo our courseworks.Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.I'm fucking done with my motherfucking coursework.I've already expected to fail my F'N'N,To be honest I can't give a shit about it anymore.You know what makes it worse?She says she's going to confiscate our handphones to make sure we go.I'm not going to hand in my handphone.I don't care what happens.I didn't break any rules.I won't let this bullshit happen.I don't give a shit if I land myself into deep shit or what.I'm taking my prelims tomorrow,if they want to punish me by all means,if they can find a rule for it.This is fucking tyranny.If she wants me to stay back,then she should just ask me.Don't fucking force me to do anything.I have more problems to deal with than fucking F'N'N.I'm through with that.I don't care about it anymore...

*Sigh*...How time has passed all of us by...Tomorrow will be the start of our preliminary papers,and then off to our 'O' Level examinations.I wish everybody good luck for their upcoming exams,and I wish all of you can achieve your goals and pursue your dreams.

When you see me on the battlefield,ready to go to war
Please pray for me,and with each prayer I'd be more
Strong.In order to face up to this challenge,Lord give me the fight
And the will to last through the night.

2008-08-10T21:08:00.002+08:00

Yo guys.Sorry for my last post.I was filled with a bit of hate,what better non-aggressive way to let it out but here?I mean,this blog is for me to vent my thoughts.

So anyway,I've been lazing around these past few days,and the world has been lazing around with me.On thursday I went to school for the leadership handover ceremony,and I was stoning there for 3 hours.Then I went to get a haircut,and then I went home to stone there.
On friday,I dragged myself to school for the connect Singapore crap.So I was standing there for like 2 1/2 hours,and then all of a sudden it's over.WTF right?Luckily the rest of the day wasn't quite so confusing.Shawn,Leon,Ker Boon and I went to meet Perry before going to Orchard so Perry could collect his new iPod Touch.Well he didn't bring his IC along so he couldn't collect it.Then we went to Dhoby Ghaut to eat at 日本村,SUPPOSEDLY.Apparently they fucked up and didn't know the restaurant didn't have the buffet that day.So we paid for whatever we had ordered,and then made our way to Sakae,joined by Wee Tat and Zhi Kai,where we had the buffet,sitting on the traditional japanese style seats.Cool sia.Then a bunch of school girls sat on the table beside us.Lol.Leon said one of them was quite chio.I definitely know that one of them laughs like a hyena.If you don't know how a hyena laughs,think : Leon laughing.That's closer to the fact.Then after eating more than our fill we went to walk around Plaza Sing.Then I went home and finished watching Bonnie and Clyde,and half of Pulp Fiction.Still haven't finish the other half of Pulp Fiction.Then my computer broke down,AGAIN.I had to wait until my uncle came over and helped me fix it.I swear I was suffering from withdrawal symptoms.Then I watched Casino,and half of the 2008 Teen Choice Awards,hosted by *retching sounds* Miley Cyrus.
She's is so irritating.You know how some stars are a little bit lame,but it makes them cool?Well she's so lame I want to punch her,and she's a girl.Overall the show was pretty cool though.I didn't expect the best to win,only the most popular.They had some bullshit "dance-off",which was just some platform for "Milers"(ugh,seriously I hate that.Listen you bitch,THAT'S NOT COOL) to show that she's multi-talented.All I could infer that she's a bitch on many levels.BITCH!Why couldn't they just get the Jonas Brothers to host the damn show,they were on the stage for 1/4 of the show anyways.I don't get those stupid American teens.

Woo a few minutes until the 2008/2009 EPL season kicks off,yeah baby!Woo!!!Man Utd,Man Utd,Man Utd.Glory,glory Man United!Glory,glory Man United!I'll be singing this tune until next May!Woot,woot!Woot,Woot!

2008-08-07T22:02:00.002+08:00

You know what I hate?I hate those fucktards who blast their music on their speakers in public.Hey fucktards,know what?NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR WHATEVER THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCK FUCKING SONG YOU'RE LISTENING TO.Ever heard of EARPHONES?!Stupid fucktards.Those stupid fucks that blast their music on the bus,the MRT,food courts,WHATEVER.You motherfucktards should have those speakers shoved up your ass.

You know what else I hate?I hate Singapore.I don't give a fuck Saturday is National Day.The only thing that I give a fuck about is the goddamn public holiday.I hate those stupid celebrations.I hate the motherfucking sing-a-long sessions I'm forced to endure year after year after MOTHERFUCKING YEAR.This goddamn year we have to hold hands all the way from Yio Chu Kang to Toa Payoh,and back again.What a fucking joke.What a goddamn motherfucking waste of time.Next time you guys decide on doing something so-called "patriotic",GET FUCKING VOLUNTEERS TO DO IT.Don't fucking force ME to do it.I DON'T want to do it.This further cements my claim that Singapore is a FUCKING DICTATORSHIP.FUCK YOU DEYI SECONDARY SCHOOL.FUCK YOU HEARTWARE.FUCK YOU THE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING PRESIDENT OF SINGAPORE,S.R. NATHAN.GO BACK TO SELLING KACANG PUTEH.

2008-07-30T21:06:00.002+08:00

Hey guys,what's up?Nothing much for me.Life sucks so badly right now.God damn.Well,one good thing happened.NO MORE COURSEWORK!!!WOO!!I'm free!Hahahaha...I'm so relieved.One giant burden lifted off my shoulders.Now I can fully concentrate on revision.LOL,who the fuck am I kidding?Revision?!LOL,wow.Total.Fucking.Bullshit.New slang abbreviation.TFB.Total Fucking Bullshit.

I've been stoned quite a lot these days.Got back my Maths test,got 12/40.Wtf,and I actually thought I could do the questions.Fucking crap.You know what sucks?I'm so careless.Because of my carelessness I lost 3 marks.Son of a...God damn.Argh,forget about it.SS test also only got a 6/12,and I thought I could do that test as well.Wtf is wrong with me these days.Is anyone shoving pot into my mouth when I'm asleep,so I wake up stoned?This is fucked up.

Monday had that debate shit.Yeah right...TFB in the cybrary.Cool,I just rhymed my words.Opposition won...James and Perry tie for best speaker...subjectivity,subjectivity,subjectivity...It was so obvious.Next time you guys have a fucking debate,leave me out of this unless everyone's objective.

Nothing happened on tuesday,that's good I guess.Or bad.I don't give a fuck.

Middle of the week today,so nothing much to write about right now.Nothing's happening,no one died,no one shot up the school.The school didn't burn down,YET.Sometimes I just feel like taking canisters of lighter fluid and petrol to the school at night.Soak all my worksheets in lighter fluid,set them on fire,and then throwing the lot of them into the petrol-saturated school,and go to the opposite block and light a cigarette while I watch the school burn before my eyes.My oh my the satisfaction it would give me.Like some GoodFellas shit going down.Man I would love to unleash my pent up feelings at something or someone and not have to suffer the bullshit consequences that goes along with it. You know what I'd love the most?For a teacher to have a slip of the tongue and say something really,really negative about me.Then I would absolutely lose my temper.And I would absolutely LOVE losing my temper.Not like let off a little steam,but absolutely LOSE it.I want to lose it,have it jump into a plane somewhere,and then go somewhere I can never find it.Final warning to ALL the teachers in Deyi Secondary School.Do NOT say something that can be constituted as a threat,especially to me.Bitches I'm a bomb like "tick,tick...",you do not want to see the "BOOM".

2008-07-22T20:06:00.002+08:00

Yo guys.Sigh...I've been quite down recently.Of course,I'm my usual self when I'm around people,but then I seem to have this anger simmering inside me.I don't know what triggered this feeling,and basically I don't really give a shit what triggered this feeling.So my advice is don't piss me off,especially when I've already given you warning both HERE,and probably in your face if you're pissing me off in future.So sorry in advance if I seem petty.I'm not apologising to you Alicia Tham,maybe if you stop being a bitch for a while.

So...anyways.Today was an eventful day.Not for me personally.As some of you may know,something happened in school today.Gathered quite a bit of attention.I won't go into details,nor will I give my 2 cents on the topic,Like I usually do.Mainly because I didn't watch the whole thing,nor do I know the whole perspective.All I can say is that conflict solves nothing,as displayed by SOME people.Conflict only simmers down the situation.Conflict is like a volcano erupting,and when it ends there's shit that other people have to clear up,and you know the volcano will erupt again in the future.I prefer to clear things up without conflict.Call me a coward if you like.I'm secure about my manhood,I don't need to prove anything by being tough about things that I can let go.I don't always have to win,I just always have to prove my point.I don't have to hammer it in.But anyways,fuck it,it's not my problem to deal with.I'm not going to be cleaning up whatever boils over.

Anyways,let's veer the course back to my favourite subject,me.LOL,yeah I'm just joking.So anyways I'm doing a lot of shit I don't really know why nowadays.I'm more into rock music,the old school stuff.Jimi Hendrix is a legend.I want to learn the electric guitar because of him.I've also listened to Nirvana,just one song though,the legendary "Smells Like Teen Spirit".I want to learn drums more than ever.On top of me wanting to learn tennis,and Italian.I want to be more diverse by the time I get my diploma or take my 'A' Levels,hope it's the latter.Then of course is my never-ending mission for crime movies!You want to get me a present for any special occasion,get me a crime movie!I've watched The Godfather trilogy,GoodFellas,Heat and The Untouchables.I didn't really like The Untouchables though,thought it was very draggy.I'm currently in the market for Scarface,both the 1932 and the 1983 editions.I'm also looking for Training Day,White Heat,Casino,and Pulp Fiction.All classic movies.So if you guys happen to browse through a video store and find those movies,please let me know,thanks!

Argh!!!God damn this 'O' Levels!!!I don't want this shit in my life!!!

2008-07-19T16:59:00.004+08:00

Yo!Wow I feel great!Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!I feel so pumped.

OK,so let's recap on the week.Well,it didn't start too well.I got sick for a couple of days.Well,I'm back now,and I feel better.So let's move on to Friday.My homie's birthday.So Chin Bin,Obenza and I decide to watch The Dark Knight after school.Well,after school I had to finish my F'N'N Coursework B results,which I delightfully missed on Wednesday because I was sick.Ain't that a bitch?Well,I plough through the work in half the time it takes for everyone else,especially when I was just starting when everyone else had done it halfway.So I rush off for Miss Rashidah to check my work.Whatdoyaknow,I have to do some more.No worries,so I plough through it again,and SHAZAM!I have to do even MORE work.So I have to tell them to ditch the 2.45 show for a later one.So once I'm done,we send it off to print.The printer gets JAMMED!Isn't that great?Just what the doctor ordered,more time for me to waste.Then when it works again,I send it off to print,and there isn't enough PAPER.So I get some more.

When I'm done.I rush off to the MRT station to catch up with the guys.So from our original timeslot of 2.45 at Cineleisure,we change it to 4.30 at Lido.That's great,I love Lido's atmosphere,so old school.They even have posters of GoodFellas and The Godfather Part III.So we watch The Dark Knight.It's the best damn movie I've seen since...I don't know if I've seen such a great movie before.It's excellent.I won't comment on the plot,so I don't ruin the movie for ya.I don't know why I even fucking care,since nobody reads my blog,not since this century.So I reach home about 8-ish,and I spend a few hours on the computer,and my cousin rings me up,asks me if I wanted to go to the Pasar Malam.Sure.I bought some good food,and ate until I had to shit it out again.The food was delicious though.I'm going again later tonight.

Well,The Dark Knight wasn't the only movie I caught this week.I watched My Cousin Vinny just now online.Funny movie.Yeah,I also watched Camp Rock.Surprise surprise.Yeah,whatever.Even though the critics hate it,I love it.I don't know why,but I love Camp Rock.I think I have a crush on Demi Lovato now.Holy crap.This is incredible.Fucking crazy.I'm losing my mind.Camp Rock wasn't the only Disney show I watched either.I'm hooked on Wizards Of Waverly Place too.It's so damn funny.Hilarious show.I love it.Disney has really won me over right now,with the post-HSM shows.Speaking of which,I wonder who will watch HSM3?I don't think I might,but I may watch it for the hell of it.Still hate Zac Efron's guts though.

HEE-HEE-HEE-HA-HA-HA-HA-OH-HO-HO-HEE-HEE-HEE-HA-HA-HA!!!

2008-07-13T12:09:00.002+08:00

Yo guys.I haven't been posting for "quite a while",or so I've heard.So I'm keeping my blog alive by changing my skin AGAIN,and posting this article,which I don't know what to say...

OK,by starting out,I am officially 16.I "celebrated" my birthday by watching Hancock with Chin Bin and Obenza.Cool movie.Since some of you have not caught it yet,I'll not talk about the plot.But what the hell,who the fuck reads my blog anymore?Then on monday,Wee Tat,Jun Kiat.Zhi Kai,Malcolm,Zhenggang,Perry and I went to Marina Square,even though I was there on Sunday.Anyways,we went to eat at Pizza Hut,or more specifically we ate the pasta and baked rice.Then after that we went to a...whatdoyacallit...a pool palour?Pool saloon?Anyways,we went to play pool.Quite fun,I'm so noob!Lol.But managed to sink a couple of balls.

So anyway.Life in school has been a living hell.Study study study.Nag nag nag.Argh...Fucking torture.I even have classes on saturdays.Bloody hell.But at least I can learn maths.But bloody hell,saturdays?Well,at least until Mr Hiew has revised the whole syllabus.Prelims I don't expect to do well,but fuck Prelims.Same as when I say Fuck Mid-Year and especially FUCK S-CUBE.Motherfuck you Freddy Goh,you little worthless piece of crap.You goddamn motherfucking prick.What?Detention?Ooooh...BIG MOTHERFUCKING FUCK.FUCK YOU AND IF YOU THINK YOU CAN THREATEN ME,THINK AGAIN,YOU LITTLE PRICK.

I've been on a mission to watch Crime epics.In addition to The Godfather Trilogy,I've also watched GoodFellas,The Untouchables,Heat and I'm thinking of buying Scarface and Training Day.I also want to buy their movie posters so I can decorate my room.The walls on my room are completely bare.

Yay,Obenza has a blog now!Lol.I bet it wouldn't last until the end of the year.Most likely I'll get my money.Money,money,yeah yeah.Money,money,yeah,yeah.

Zzz...everything I'm thinking about will eventually bring my thoughts to my 'O' Levels.Fuck it man.How can such a worthless piece of paper be so important?Why can't we have an American system like their SATs?All multiple choice questions.1600 multiple choice questions.That's awesome.Then you go on to High School and then College.Easy street.If I didn't have to worry about exams then maybe I would start hitting the gym.I wanna get in shape for...well,for nothing in particular except for looking fit.So I want to revise my diet.From now on my lunch will be spaghetti,and once in a while my dinner too.I'll drnk more milk,because I like milk.Lol.I'll try my best to get off fried foods.I'll never achieve it,but if I keep down the amount I take,it'll be very good for me.I think I should be able to keep myself fit,along with exercises.I shouldn't be too lazy to go down and play football.My aunt has asked my to tag along and play badminton with them occasionally.Kinda fun,I'm only a beginner,but what the hell.I can safely say that I do not have a talent for any sport.I can learn and be better at it,but I don't have a particular talent for anything.Fuck it.

2008-07-02T22:12:00.002+08:00

Yo,yo,yo,yo,yo,yo,and all the "yos" I've missed out on because I haven't been posting for a long time.A lot has happened,but I'm not going to write down everything that happened between today and my last post.I'm going to write what is on my mind.

So...where do I start...Oh,I know the perfect way to start.My BIRTHDAY is in 2 days!!!WOO!!!I love the 4th of July.I always thought my birthday had only one other important thing going on on the same day,Independence Day in America.Turns out that Alfredo di Stefano and Meyer Lansky both share my birthday.Di Stefano was a former Real Madrid player(speaking of Real Madrid,grrr...fuckfaces)who was named by Pele as the 4th best footballer ever.Meyer Lansky was a former New York mobster.A Mafiaso,if that's what you call it.Anyways,they both share my birthday,probably the only 2 famous men born on the 4th of July,or in Lansky's case,infamous.Lol,just my way of playing with words.

Holidays were quite unremarkable.Well,I went out a few times,watched Kung Fu Panda.Hilarious movie,apparently it broke Singaporean box office records for the highest gross for a film on its opening week.Quite deservedly too.I Not Stupid II pales in comparison to Kung Fu Panda.Thinking about watching other movies now.For example,Wanted,starring Angelina Jolie and her TNA,and Morgan Freeman plays the token black guy in a powerful position.I want to watch the Dark Knight,the sequel to Batman Begins.Heath Ledger is being touted as the best Batman villain portrayed in the movies,even better than Jack Nicholson.A few other movies,but those 2 I really want to watch.

According to our school,we currently have *gasp* 106 days to O Levels!OMG!!!OMFG!!!Oh no...I'm really fucked over this time.My aim is for a 13 at the most,I can get it if I try hard enough...son of a BITCH!!!I MUST TRY STARTING FROM NOW!!!

Today was quite fun.F'n'N was in the com lab,as usual,and I almost finished my coursework part B planning then.Dammit.Now I have to go back on Friday.I don't have to do much else though.I can probably finish and print and hand up in half an hour.Then can chiong to meet Ben and Chin to go for lunch,possibly.Woo...Ok,back to today.After recess,Mrs Chew never come,and Mr Hiew never come also.So 3 periods free.Yay...Then us,a group of guys,played murderer.A lot of fun.Very funny.Then we played heart attack.Never kena smacked,and I smacked Wee Tat's hand once.Lol,very funny.Then they go use Chem workbook as the smacker.Then both Leon and Shawn missed their initial smack.LOL.Then their hands pain.Hahaha...then we let them smack again.Shawn just fling the book onto the table,then it bounce off and hit Malcolm.Lol.Zhenggang's fingernails,erm,talons,sunk into my hand,and Yong Hong's hand also.Lol.Now got scars.Then after school Shawn and I went to Orchard,because he had to go to Paragon to take his piano exam.Then I met Chin at Ngee Ann City.Then we went to eat Yoshinoya.Then went to look at DVDs and CDs,and he bought the Duffy CD.Lol,she sounds like Daffy Duck.

Since my last paragraph ended with a cartoon reference,I'll end it with a cartoon ending.Th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-that's all,folks!

2008-06-13T20:34:00.002+08:00

Yo guys,haven't posted for a few days.Well,nothing major happened in the 9-10 days I didn't post...so I'll see what I can write about.

EURO 2008 started off with a bore.Czech Republic 1-0 Switzerland.Luckily the teams turned on the style after that.Portugal sitting pretty with 2 wins in 2 games,including that absolutely awesome 3-1 win over the Czechs.Germany,the SUPPOSED favourites for the tournament,is 2ND after losing 2-1 to CROATIA last night.Don't feel bad Germans,this makes you as crappy as England,HAHAHAHAHA...Anyway Croatia is on top of Group B.On to Group C,the "Group of Death"(cue scary music).Netherlands destroyed world champions(of what?Crap?)Italy 3-0.France and Romania played out to a boring,boring,BORING 0-0 draw,with just 1 fucking shot on target the whole game.Bitches.So anyway Netherlands are playing France tonight,I hope Netherlands can beat France too.Spain is on top of Group D after that emphatic 4-1 win over Russia,with Arsenal and Chelsea transfer target David Villa scoring a hat-trick(3 goals) to install Spain as tournament favourites.I'm not too positive about their chances though.Spain are notorious chokers.

Now,from the favourites to the teams at the wrong end of the table.Switzerland,one of the co-hosts,alongside Austria,have crashed out of the tournament with 2 losses in 2 games against the Czech Republic and Turkey.They are quite unlucky though,because in those two games they have held the upper hand throughout the games,only to be hit with a sucker punch.Oh well,that's what happens when you don't take your chances.Czech Republic and Turkey are neck and neck fighting for 2nd place in Group A.They both meet each other in their final group game.If that match ends in a draw,they will do a penalty shootout.In Group B,Poland and Austria both have 1 point in 2 games,and both are hanging by a thread.I don't think they'll progress though.I mean,Croatia have already qualified,and Germany is too strong,especially for Austria,who will meet in the final group game.Group C is still anyone's guess.Netherlands definitely have the upper hand,and are almost assured of a qualification spot,maybe even 1st place.France will have to win at least 1 of their next two games in order of having any chance of qualification.Romania are in the same predictament as France.Italy have to win both of their remaining games and hope France and Romania slip up.Seriously,Italy are pathetic world champions.In Group D,Spain and Sweden have the upper hand,and if both of them win either one of their next 2 matches,they will be assured of qualification.Good thing too,I cannot stand it if Greece manage to scrap through.With all this anti-football tactics they are deploying,they should be thrown out of EURO altogether.Well,the current European Champions crashing out in the group stages would be good enough for me.

These are my favourites for qualification :
Group A - Portugal and Czech Republic
Group B - Croatia and Germany
Group C - Netherlands and France
Group D - Spain and Sweden

And my favourites for the whole tournament would be :
1 - Portugal
2 - Netherlands
3 - Spain

Ok...let's get away from football now.I watched Kung Fu Panda with Wee Tat,Leon,Zhi Kai,Cheryl,Shi Pei and Sam.I am so lucky I forgot to buy popcorn,because I would have spilled it all over Cheryl cause I kept shaking with laughter.It was so funny.I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard in a movie.After the movie,the girls and the guys went our seperate ways,and after eating at KFC with the guys,and Jun Kiat,who joined us after the movie,I parted with them and met with Chin Bin to go to Orchard.Woah I saw the Premiership trophy,and as a United fan,OUR Premiership trophy,up close,courtesy of AIG.I went out again yesterday with Chin Bin and Obenza,to the City area,and I bought Tha Carter III.Dope album.The most anticipated album in 2007-2008.Sadly,almost none of the Singaporeans know about it.I really want to go on a insulting tirade against these ignorant,yet so-called music buffs.But it's not like you guys appreciate real,REAL MOTHERFUCKING RAP MUSIC.I'm through with all that Soulja Boy bullshit.I don't have a problem with people listening to catchy songs,but why people listen to catchy songs with absolutely no meaning is lost on me.Go read a book,maybe you can still save your literally-oblivious mind from eternal damnation.Then we went to Plaza Singapura,where Obenza went to Perlini's silver to buy a necklace for Adeline(oooooooh...pfffffffft) as a birthday gift.Don't forget our bet,she has to say yes.Then I saw this really,really cool jacket.It's red,and it's absolutely gorgeous.Holy crap I must buy that red jacket.Funny thing,it looks like the leather jacket Michael Jackson wore in the "Beat It" music video.I don't mind anyways.Beat it,beat it...

So anyway,I watched Zohan last night online.It is really funny,and how Zohan is made to be this god-like creature.Hilarious stuff.

2008-06-04T20:46:00.002+08:00

Argh...told you guys holidays would be boring.It's been a week and a half into the holidays and I don't have anything important to do.Wah lan eh,sianzzzz...

Just to give you guys the 411,Wee Tat is asking people to go watch Kung Fu Panda either Friday or next week.So yeah,go watch lah.Come one lah,you know you want to watch one lah.Don't shy leh.Anyway,tell Wee Tat.

Ugh...I can't wait for Saturday.EURO 2008 baby!!!Woo hoo!!!

I can't wait for the 10th either.Hopefully Tha' Carter III would be released by then.

I know I'm sounding egotistical,but my birthday is in exactly 4 weeks.Woohoo!Sweet sweet 16.

As you can see,the holidays have reduced me to someone with very little life,thus for the short post.Maybe when I go out more I'll have more to post.

What You know Mega remix edition

2008-06-02T14:17:00.001+08:00

Woah this is so damn dope.Of course,I doubt any of you listen to hip-hop like that.But it's still dope.Never mind,go back listening to your stupid Flo-Ridas and Soulja Boys.They can suck my dick.They can suck T.I.'s and Bone's dicks as well.

2008-05-29T15:02:00.002+08:00

Hey guys,I'm still feeling awkward today.It doesn't feel right,even though I cannot explain it.

Ok,firstly instead of going to school when I reached AMK,I went to the street soccer court opposite the school to vent out some fustrations.So I went to school at about 9,and went to the bathroom to wash my face.So when I went in,Kevin was like 'Oh,Xi Han,did you just take a bathe?" because of my wet face and my sweaty body.Ok,first of all,you don't need to have 20/20 vision to see I just washed my face,and I was sweating.There's a line between "joker" and "jackass",you fall into the "jackass" zone.So please do yourself a favour and grow some wit so people won't think that you're a jackass.

So after Chem,Fahmi,Abu and I went to Chong Boon Mac to eat.Met Cheryl,Serene,Yan Ling and a couple of their friends,Samantha and Shi Pei,I think their names are.So I like bought a Filet meal and didn't feel full,and so I bought like McWings too,which wasn't worth it at all.So the 3 of us were talking,you know,guy stuff.So after that we went back to school and played football,and soon after we were joined by Han Meng,Yu Feng,Imran,Francis and Jia Rui,not too sure of the latter 2's names,that's what I heard the others call them.Then after a while 2 girls,I think their names are Monica and Irene,joined us in the match.

So after that I took the bus home.And I was lazy so I took the 86 bus all the way to the interchange so I can change buses there.So I was queuing up to take the bus,and all of a sudden I felt tired to stand,and then I went to sit on the benches.So when the bus arrived,I just walked up to the front and cut the queue.Yeah,I know it's wrong,I'm a hypocrite for all those times that I criticize other Singaporeans,I should go to hell if I don't confess,blah blah blah.So this middle-aged Malay guy just tried to hold my arm and reprimanded me for cutting the queue.Yeah,he's right for doing so,and I'm not so proud as to admit my own wrongdoing,even one so menial as cutting the queue.I've never cut the queue before,btw.So I can't help but think about what the man said,and I realised that he did not do it because it was the right thing to do,but he did it out of pride.I realised that I cut in front of him,and he felt that he had to do something to salvage his ego.So he reprimanded me.I know if I had cut the queue behind him,and he had noticed,he wouldn't have lifted a finger to do anything about correcting my wrong.So before people treat him as a hero,I would dare venture that he didn't give a shit about me cutting the queue,but he did give a shit about me disrespecting him.I don't care about his mid-life crisis,I don't care about him thinking that he'll lose face in front of his children,and me cutting the queue is a fine way for him to teach his children never to cut the queue.Me cutting the queue was just an impatient decision I decided to take.It was not a matter of me trying to get a seat on the bus,since the bus was half-empty.If me cutting the queue had resulted in people losing a seat,then I would have definitely given mine up to try to correct my wrong.I learnt a lesson today by being uncivilised and rude.A man's ego will take him a long way in trying to boost or salvage it.Push a man far enough for his ego to get shot,and he'll be able to commit murder.The murders you see on TV are almost always because of passion,and the murderer's ego getting damaged.For example,last year there was a coffee shop tze char store owner that killed his masseuse mistress because she had extorted money from him by threatening to tell his family about their affair.That man's ego was shot,firstly because he could not control a mistress,which pretty much questioned his manhood,and him being played like a puppet on a string,a marionetta which his mistress plays with and casts aside when she doesn't want to play with it anymore.So he murders his mistress in an effort to salvage his manhood.A bruised ego is possibly the most dangerous weapon God has ever given mankind.

2008-05-28T20:49:00.002+08:00

Okay guys,today is officially the fuckiest day I've experienced for a while.I just feel fucked up.Today is Hybrid's fucked up-day.

Okay,today wasn't a bad day.So I came to school a little bit late,expecting to go to whatever lesson I'm supposed to go to.Zhi Kai finally brought the ball to school,after I remembered to SMS him.So the ball is with me now(I'm the supposed keeper of the football.It's impractical,but hey,who cares about logic,hmm?).So anyway,I'm supposed to go to History,and lo behold,I couldn't find the class.So I went back to my own class,where Freddy Goh was teaching Geography,and he told me Mr Chia MIGHT have forgotten he had class.Lucky me,hmm?So I'm doodling 2 hours of my time away by reading The Sicilian.And Freddy Goh finishes the class by around 9-9.30.So we took a break half an hour before our actual break.And Radha and Alicia were kicking the ball around,so I suggested we go down to play football.So we went down and kicked it around,and decided to play monkey in the middle.So I was playing around,fooling around,and Alicia asked me if I do play football.Yes,I do.So she says I look like I play football,and I don't know what that means,but I'll take it as a compliment.Pretty easy playing monkey when there's like 12 people to pass to.I guess our class is getting interested in football,at least for fun,which is always good.Then after that was Maths,and Mr Hiew confirmed that we'll have a new Maths teacher for next term,which effectively means that Mr Johari has left.After Maths Wee Tat,Perry,Shawn,Ker Boon,Yong Hong,Zhi Kai and I went to New York,New York to eat.So I was leading the group,and when we went there I told the guy at the door "6 adults and 1 children(meaning Yong Hong)",which pretty much cracked them up.And then I was appalled,I said "1 children"!How could my english have degenerated to this level?Oh man this is almost criminal.So we ordered a Yankee Burger and a Chicken Yankee Burger,and Perry ordered something beef thingy,and the freaking bill comes up to like $90+.OMFG,this is ridicluous.So I owe Perry 13,and I'll pay him tomorrow.

Then after this,Kai went to help Nicholas buy ear sticks,and we went to Popular so they can buy O Level 10 year series for various subjects.Then we went back to POA.Aiya sian.First thing when we came back tio kao pei by Luah.She can go to hell.So I pretty much ignored her the whole lesson,trying my best not to just leave the class,even though I wouldn't have minded if I did.So,I'm like "What the fuck is her problem?" whenever she kao pei me.And then Mrs Ramesh came in and made my day worse by asking about our files.Now,I don't have one,so I'm pretty much screwed.And then Mrs Ramesh made a funny mistake,because she thought Cheryl was sitting down even though she's standing up.Funnnnnyyy.So apparently Cheryl laughs so hard that her back hurts.I'm not sure where her abdominal muscles are,but it doesn't matter anyway.So after school Wee Tat and I went to the hallway between block A and B,and we were played passing there.I was very nervous that we'd kick the ball down from the 3rd floor.I'm jumpy about that,and I yelled at them for kicking the ball without thinking of the consequences,but hey,who cares about reason and logic?Pfffffffffft,not us.

Aw man fuck this post.I feel like I'm high AND drunk.I'll be better tomorrow.Don't take this post seriously.

2008-05-27T20:33:00.002+08:00

Hey guys,what's up?I just finished my Chinese O Levels,so I'm relieved.I have to get at least a B3,I can't stand for anything less than that.But what's done is done,so no use for regrets.

Today went to Wee Tat's house to eat.There's some Western stall called Charcos that sells grilled chicken and meat.His mom treated us.Thank you Auntie!You are so generous!

I went to the library to borrow a couple more books.It's turning out to be quite interesting reads.I'll probably finish the book in like a week or so.Feel quite sian though.I got study camp until like Thursday,and it's like so boring,which is like a total bummer,and I can't even find the will to go to sleep.

You know,today was pretty weird.I saw an incident today that almost degenerated into a fight.You know,violence is not a solution to anything.Your message doesn't get across because you kicked the other guy's ass.Reasoning is the key.Keep a level head and make the other person see things your way.If your cause is reasonable,there is no reason the other guy can't be made to see your point of view,unless he's a complete dick that's just asking to get beaten up,not saying anything here.Now,I don't want to comment on something I'm not too clear about,but I know that it almost led to a fight,and I stand by my view that violence does not solve conflicts.A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.A lawyer can talk his way out of a murder charge,while a gunned man would get 25 to life.
Of course,when I say make the other guy see your point of view,I don't mean making the other person relinquish everything.You cannot hope to avoid conflict if you want everything to go your way.If Hitler had said "Okay,Czechkoslovakia should be enough living space for my people for the next 10 years.After that we would develop and built skyscrapers.",do you think World War II would have been avoided?Of course.The Allies would let Germany be and let the Czechs plan a revolution themselves.My point is that you cannot control everything,you need to give other people space.Let them be.Surely it does not personally concern you,you would not be mortally wounded.Yes you would not be happy,but it doesn't not directly concern you.Sometimes you need to let it go.You don't have,need nor want the responsibility of your world's problem on your shoulders.Think about it,it's not needed.

2008-05-22T19:06:00.004+08:00

WOOOOOOO!!!!!WE WON THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!!!!!BOW DOWN TO THE KINGS OF EUROPE!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Now...What should I talk about?Hmm...I totally don't know.After my celebrations,my mind got wiped blank.

Hmm...I finished reading The Godfather's Revenge,finishing the last part of The Godfather novel trilogy.So I've both watched The Godfather trilogy and read The Godfather trilogy.Sorry about spoiling the end for you,Chin.But you're gonna know about it anyways.No harm in learning about it now.

Had Chinese Intensive from Tuesday until today.I didn't really feel any intensity.Actually I felt quite relaxed.Maybe it's because I know chinese cannot be taught or improved by practicing.It's a talent thing.I'm being forced upon the fact that the Chinese O' Levels are on Monday.

I felt that I've done a lot of wrong these past few days.If I've ever offended anyone,then I apologise for offending you.

I have around 5 more weeks to my birthday.Can't wait to watch NC16 movies and go play pool.Not that I haven't done those things before.

So after school we were fucking around with the chairs in the class.Look at these :

In case it's not clear,we stacked the chairs until it reached the ceiling.

Last Sunday I went to City Hall with my mum,since my dad had stuff to do before his trip to China(he's back,btw).Then we saw a Chevrolet roadshow.The host was Gurmit Singh,and he wasn't really funny.So anyway they had like a Corvette to display on the roadshow.It was awesome.

No,the girl didn't come with the car.

2008-05-18T12:44:00.002+08:00

Yo guys.I am so bored after the mid-years.Yeah,I fucked up badly.Like I didn't know.But fuck the mid-years.Finished my coursework as well.Fuck coursework too.Wasted 4 months of my life.4 months I could have spent doing something more productive than what these stupid fuckfaces forced upon me.I fucking hate coursework.I hope they all die,everyone of them.

I've been burying my nose in The Godfather Returns since I first saw it in Sengkang library.I still don't believe that they don't sell the book in bookstores.I will try my best to find all the other Godfather books.I like the book.It has the same element as the original Godfather.Main plot about Michael and the Corleone crime family.And it develops secondary characters.Like Nick Geraci,Fredo Corleone,Francesca Corleone,her husband Billy Van Arsdale(yes,I felt the name was stupid as well).It has some ties to real life.Like the political family the Sheas,President John Shea,District Attorney Danny Shea,their father Ambassador M.Corbett Shea.It's very much like the Kennedys.Marguarite Duvall is a parallel to Marilyn Monroe.The book is not for starting readers.You need to read the original to understand the sequel,but it's a great book for casual readers as well.Mark Winegardner is a great author,but he misses out on some details,so a few of the stories are not according to canon,which means it doesn't link up nicely.Still,it's a great book.I'm just about done with the book.

I finally figured out why I don't take afternoon naps.Naps for me is a little bit equivalent to jet lag.I fell asleep reading the book yesterday,and woke up with the most out-of-body feeling possible.

2008-05-14T22:25:00.002+08:00

Yay!Exams over liao!I'll catch hell on Friday,but importantly,Mid-Year Exams over liao!Now I just have to worry about coursework.Tomrrow holiday,so can chiong tomorrow!Yay.Fuck the motherfucking coursework!Yay!

On another happy note,BOW DOWN TO YOUR KING!MANCHESTER UNITED ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND FOR THE 17TH TIME!GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!AND THE REDS GO MARCHING ON!ON!ON!ROLLING INTO MOSCOW,CHELSEA BASTARDS!

If you're trying to find me and you call me and stuff and I don't answer,it's because I'm at the Sengkang Library at Compass Point reading novels.I'll do my registration tomorrow.Finally can borrow books.Compass Point is my lastest haunt.Feel free to join me sometimes.

So...now what?It seems that we don't have a clear path in our lives right now,at least I don't.I don't know what my dreams are,and I don't know how to set about achieving them.I have a slight gauge,but nothing crystal clear yet.

I wish everyone good luck for their MYE results.Of course,Chemistry and POA would be out of the question.

2008-05-08T21:31:00.007+08:00

Yo guys.Haven't blogged for a while.I feel damn sian,because now is MYE...zzz.Thinking about me makes me damn pek chek.This is like damn fucked up.Waste our time,and then it doesn't count for anything,and if we flunk anything,we'll get kao pei by our parents.So who loses?Us.Who gets their preparation time for our upcoming Chinese O levels cut?Us.Who has to fuck with our timing so that we can hand in our courseworks?Us.I'm telling you the MOE should be shot.

So anyway,I've been revising a bit.English was fairly easy,same with Chinese.Social Studies was a little bit difficult,especially with the first question.Apart from that it was fairly easy,if you studied.Thank god I have a good memory.You should try listening to music while revising.If you can remember the lyrics it's a safe bet you can remember what you revised when you recite the lyrics.Chemistry was fucked up as hell.I don't think I'll get more than 15.That's the maximum score.I don't even think I'll get 10.Tomorrow's History and Maths,more formulae hell.I want to get on with my sec sch and go to Poly or JC so I can study Law or Psychology.Or better yet get discovered by Kanye or Dr. Dre and become a big rap star.That'll take a load off my shoulders.No need for numbers in the world of Law and Psychology or Rap.

I've been taking a few pictures on my phone since I got it.It's very clear.I'm so happy I bought this instead of the Moto Q9h.I'll post a few pictures from my phone.

Someone parked a wheelchair in a bicycle bay.Stupid huh?

My 5 year old cousin.My uncle brought my grandma and I out for dinner,as a Mother's Day treat for my grandma...

Who is THIS pretty lady right here!Lol.

This is freaking fish eye ball.I dug it out accidentally when the claypot fish head arrived.Totally disgusting.

Like ewww this is the insides of a fish's eyeball.Looks like an oyster,but it tastes like,really bad.

2008-05-05T20:33:00.002+08:00

I'm feeling pretty bored today.Had mid-year earlier.Didn't challenge me as much as I would have liked.I mean,it was straightforward,and there's no way I can't score,unless they make up some shit and penalise me for it.Just another example of the "man" trying to bring us down.By the man,I mean higher power.No,not god.

So for paper one,for those who want to know,I did question 4,which was somewhere I am fascinated about.I wrote about Europe,and made it something like a travelouge.I felt quite retarded while doing that because I was afraid they would penalise me for misspelling any name,like Pisa,or Bonaparte.I don't know,I doubt they know the spellings either.For the letter,I chose Japan.I mean,it was quite obvious they wanted you to choose Japan,and who would want to give up free marks?
Paper two was very straightforward.Of course,saying that could come back to bite me in the ass.Oh well,it's too late to redo anything now.

Played around with my new phone.Took a couple of pictures,none of which I was planning to keep.Just testing out the camera.

I bought Dangerous by Michael Jackson today at Compass Point.I went past the Sakae,and I saw some seats were surrounding the table.How cool is that?

I don't know if there's assembly tomorrow,but my advice is bring your tie.Of course,if there's no assembly,we can go home at 12.45.Yay...

I totally don't get the camwhoring thing people do.I mean,I'm not saying it's stupid or anything,but it's pointless taking pictures of every action you do,right?Apparently not.Oh well,I was never photogenic anyways,that might explain my dislike of cameras.

2008-05-04T21:13:00.002+08:00

Hey guys!I got my new phone today!It's a Sony Ericsson W890i Walkman phone!I'm so happy!It's great.

United won West Ham 4-1!Yay!We're almost there.Please don't wither up against Wigan.I can't bear the shame if Chelsea managed to sneak past us.That goes for the Champions League too!Win one for the Munich victims!

My glasses broke yesterday.Not the lense,but the part which cushions my nose.It sucks,but I don't think there's anything I can get to fix it.Not to mention I dropped the small part in the Starhub shop.Maybe they can unscrew it and fix a new one on.It'll help.

On a more depressing note,Mid-Year Exams start tomorrow.It's English,so I'm not too concerned,but you never know what the hell's gonna happen.Good luck everyone taking them.

2008-05-02T20:10:00.002+08:00

Yo guys!What up?I am so hyped today.Today's school was so un-exciting.I mean,it feels like a Monday,because Thursday was a holiday,which felt like a Sunday,and Friday felt like Monday.Did that make sense?I think so.

Anyways,James bought a new phone,an LG Viewty.It's kinda freaky,because I was considering that phone too.I guess James and I have more in common that I thought.Of course,I'm the rapping,non-flamboyant version.Anyways,he couldn't figure out how to scroll his phone,and it took Cheryl to find out how.Scroll up to scroll down,scroll down to scroll up.Get it?Anyways,they were fooling around and took a bunch of pictures.Yours Truly posed for one,had my face covered though(intentionally,i'm not photogenic at all).So after that went to Mother Tongue,nothing special there.Mr Johari didn't come to school today,so no maths,and more importantly,NO MATHS TEST!Then had Physics,Mr Soon showed us some stupid video that supposedly was an experiment,looked more like two douchebags messing around with a Kenny figure,a small ceramic cup,and Mr Bean sound effects.

After school was the big one.Chin,Ben and I went to watch IRON MAN!The movie was awesome.I can't find any major faults with it.Definitely worth the cash.Not gonna give away anything in case I ruin the movie for you.Hahahaha...

So now I'm here blogging,and at the back of my mind I'm sweating buckets because Mid-Year Exams are just 3 days away.Of course,you can't practice for English.I need to make notes and borrow textbooks,urgently,even though Mid-Year are crap that counts for nothing.

2008-04-30T20:59:00.002+08:00

Hey guys what's up?Today's pretty eventful.I woke up at 4.30 today to check out the score for the United-Barca semi-final.Guess what?UNITED WON!!!WOOHOO!!!THIS IS TOTALLY AWESOME DUDE!!!WE'RE GOING TO MOSCOW!!!ALL HAIL THE GINGER HAIRED ASSASIN!

Okay,so after the euphoria,I had to go to school.The damn 83 kept me waiting until 6.20.I was scared I'll be late for school again,but luckily I made it.So English didn't do much.Same with F'N'N.Went to the com lab and showed Perry,Syakirah and Eugene some MADtv clips.After recess had SS,which Mrs Chew came late,and ticked us off for not studying during the free time.She's kinda right.Then after that she just "borrowed" Chee Kwun's and Perry's phones.Chee Kwun then took it from the table when Mrs Chew was not looking,and then kept denying it.All I can say is that she'll never make it to Mediacorp.Didn't really know what was happening in Physics,oh dear.Lol...

After school we went to eat before going back for our Oral prelims.I was the first one tested.I thought I did pretty well.The whole exam was pretty easy,but it wasn't like I was expecting anything out of my reach.Maybe screwed up one question.I don't wanna sound like an egomaniac,but I don't really expect anything less than 28.If I did get less that 28,all I can say is I should bang my head against the wall for being so full of myself.

Went tuition after that.I was like half an hour late.The teacher gave some worksheet,all of which I didn't know shit.Started sms-ing Chin as usual.Sian how the hell I'll be able to pass I'll never know.

2008-04-29T20:36:00.002+08:00

Yo guys,haven't posted since Kai helped me revamp my blog.Thanks Kai,and Wee Tat and Leon for helping this total noob,lol.

I don't know what fucking happened yesterday,but the class ball GOT FUCKING CONFISCATED AGAIN!Fuck you Freddy Goh,do you have what people call common sense or logic?Do you realise the class ball WAS IN YOUR POSSESSION ON FRIDAY UNTIL AFTER SCHOOL?But noooo you had to act tough and shit,and now you're too thick to listen to reason.I hope you find out about this post.Maybe it'll shake you to your senses.

OMG I missed my oral yesterday!Mrs Ramesh said that from Ivan downwards is all on wednesday.No wonder yesterday I felt so weird.So Mrs Ramesh fixed a new date,and I'll have to take it tomorrow.I think it's still Mr. Leon Yeo that's examining me,must go and apologise for being so lazy to look at the notice board.I guess the help Mrs Ramesh gave the guys wasn't that bad,I didn't read all the words correctly,and Mrs Ramesh didn't give me a mark for my reading,either she forgot or she reluctant to give me a mark.Damn I wanna be thick-skinned and charismatic.

Went to eat Pastamania with Chin and Ben after school,after the big foul up that I thought that I had to pay cash for my O Levels,when they already deducted the cash from Mom's GIRO a/c.So I rushed to Somerset,and turns out that Ben and Chin met their classmate called Brina who was at Cineleisure.And when we walked to Pastamania they walked past.Lol I almost wanted to yell out her name for fun.Not so daring and not so thick-skinned though.Later she think I'm a weirdo.Went out with Chin and Ben last Friday to Sakae too,I forgot to write about it in my bloggy blog.

I don't know what I did wrong,but the links to the blogs from Alicia Yong onwards don't work.Gotta work the problem out.

2008-04-25T23:00:00.002+08:00

Yo guys.Today wasn't a bad day.

Yay,got gd marks for maths test.Well...it's matrices,so...I don't want to say too much lah,later people think I'm putting on an act.I got good marks,and some people not-so-good marks.Ivan got full marks.Congrats.Hope I get better marks for the next test.

Got back the soccer ball from Freddy Goh.Well,I kinda expected it.Yeah,he's strict,and overbearing at times,but many people have said that he's a fair teacher.Of course,I don't know how the guys persuaded him to give back the ball.Thanks guys for adding something in our class.Don't play in class next time!

I got a new shooting method.It's great.Little force applied to it,but it's hard,and it's pretty accurate.I got it off watching the Joga Bonito video with Billy Wingrove(pro street soccer player) doing commercials with Cristiano Ronaldo,Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Ronaldinho.I kinda did what Ronaldo did.Worked great for me.Now I just need to learn how to take free kicks like him.Didn't get to try out my new method in a match though.Played football at the back of the field because the basketball court was occupied.Everyone got really dirty,especially James,who fell down many times.Well...I can only say that he has butter feet,because the other guys stayed on their feet for the whole match.So drama queen.Managed to fake him twice,not bad.Eugene was too fast for me.Shawn damn nuts,sliding tackle here and there,running out to put off the opponent,blocking shots.He's nuts.Kevin scored a goal,cool.Fahmi scored like 5 or 6.Ker Boon made a few saves.Arun scored the last goal,so good for him,I guess.I scored 4 or 5.Perry was the equivalent to what Yong Hong is to the other team.Well,they did make some contribution.But it doesn't take an idiot to see Perry was just following Arun and Yong Hong was just following the guys.Maybe we should play on dry land next time,hmm?Life would be better for our shoes,socks,feet and James' knee.I think I'll play after school next time.Of course,the guys in our class is always on and off.Sometimes wanna play,sometimes don't want to play.We are the Deyi asylum.Hahahaha.

I long time never go downstairs play soccer liao,maybe tomorrow,since I nothing to do.MAN UTD vs Chelsea man!!!I hope Man Utd win the title there.Glory,glory,MAN UNITED!AND THE REDS GO MARCHING ON!ON!ON!

2008-04-24T18:01:00.002+08:00

Hey,guys.Today was pretty bad,actually,most of the past few days were bad.Something happened today,and I don't want to talk about it too much.The class ball got confiscated by Freddy Goh.Trust him to do shit without evidence and just by word of mouth.Petty snob asswipe.

Woke up this morning to catch United defend the hell out of their lives.I don't like to criticize without progress,but United sucked.This is surely one of the worst matches United have played this season.I can only hope that Saturday and next Tuesday will be better.

I'll fuck up my Chemistry badly.Why the hell am I so lazy?!

Ok...I wanted to get the crap outta the way.Moving on to better times.Maths was easy,even though my format was wrong.Oh well,right now I want to concentrate on a better pass before I go on to targetting A1.Oh,Mr Jo went SS on us,asking us about the current rice crisis.That is totally Social Studies.Knocked me a little cuckoo for a second.Gathered my bearings and tried to do as well as I can.Note to self : Read newspapers from COVER to COVER.

Tomorrow doing shuttle run,So that'll take about 10 minutes,and then we can play football for the rest of the lesson.Yay,this is picking up already.Just hope that Zhenggang gets back the football from Freddy Goh.Just thinking about it is making my blood boil.I don't even want to keep the ball.Keep it somewhere else.Or I'll pluck her head off and punt it.

2008-04-21T21:22:00.002+08:00

Today was so boring!Had the damn English Enrichment,and it was SO FUCKING BORING!I could almost take over the class and teach the people.How much is she paid to teach these elementary shit?She's hardly doing anything except point out the obvious.It's not like she made a revelation,or enlightened anyone in the hall.I hope they don't make us sit through that insomnia cure again.For the love of God don't make anyone go through that insomnia cure again.
I could take out one positive from it,Chedam and I were cracking jokes,and I made a new friend today,instead of just another associate.

Anyways,after school,I took 86 home.Turns out that Jacklyn takes the same bus as me.She got off somewhere with a lot of semi-detatched,and private properties.For the clueless,she's rich.Cheryl took 130,which in the AMK interchange is just next to the 86 berth.Cool.Would probably see her more often from now on.

I'm so gonna fail the Food and Nutrition practical on Wednesday.Tomorrow need to take out the cooking utensils from the Food Lab.No matter,I'd most likely screw up,and I sure won't have enough time to finish the dishes.Sian,and after collecting the utensils,I'll rush home to buy the food ingredients.I really don't want to do this.Getting some sort of cold feet.I don't know what I have on on Wednesday,but I feel that I've forgotten something going on on Wednesday afternoon.Then Thursday afternoon got Chinese Mid-year Oral.Double whammy,straight to the nuts.Sian,this is gonna be a busy week.Then 2 weeks from now it's gonna be our mid-year.Damn this is too fast.I need a remote to slow-mo everything.

I'm gonna change my phone in a couple of weeks,Yay.I think I'll change to the Motorola Q9h.What I'm looking forward to is that I can finally import songs from my computer to my phone.Stupid V3i fucked up about a year ago.At least I've kept it in respectable condition.

2008-04-19T21:44:00.002+08:00

Yo guys.So sorry I missed the Charity thingy.Those whom I've talked to said that it was boring,but I don't think any day you spend with 4/6 is ever boring.Aww...look at me being sentimental and mushy...

Anyways,the reason why I didn't go was because I had a "clearance",if you know what I mean.I wouldn't mind standing around doing nothing for a few hours.It wouldn't be any more different than lying/sitting around doing nothing for a few hours.

I watched Sweeney Todd on the com,and it was the best movie I've watched all year.Really exciting,and everything fell nicely.Johnny Depp = movie magic.He's very charismatic,even as a psycho serial killer/demon barber on Fleet Street.The guys who played Snape and Wormtail in the Harry Potter movies were the main villains.Snape(Judge Turpin) raped Sweeney Todd's wife,fuckin' bastard.And Wormtail(I forgot his character name) raped Sweeney Todd's daughter(don't worry,she was legal age),fuckin' bastard too.But I can't help but think of Snape whenever Judge Turpin was in the movie.It was too much like Snape.Wormtail I didn't remember at all,because it was two completely different ways the actor acted it out,even though he was essentially playing the pathetic crony of an all-powerful person(Judge Turpin and Voldemort).It was so cool to see the blood squirting out of their necks,and especially when Sweeney murdered Turpin by stabbing Turpin's neck over and over again while the blood squirts out and it's all over Sweeney's face.He was the best anti-villain I've ever seen for now.I won't give away the ending,because it was so artistically done.You have to watch it for yourself,you'll know what I mean.

I added a imeem widget to my blog.It's supposed to play Lollipop,but it doesn't auto-play like other people's blogs.Can someone please help me?Thanks.

2008-04-18T22:44:00.002+08:00

Yo.Today was so exhausting.Got 2.4 first freakin' thing in the morning.Who the fuck runs 2.4 at 8 in the morning?Man,army's gonna suck ass.Haha,well,almost everyone cheated.It's a few metres,so I don't think it matters much,unless someone takes like 30s to turn a corner.I mean,who does that?I think I'll probably fail,who cares now.O levels are more important.Then after the 2.4 we went to the basketball court to play football.I actually could keep up.If I was still living in AMK I wouldn't even have the strength to walk.Anyway,I'm more active now.I think it's a good thing.Scored a penalty,kinda easy.Hit the post once.So damn.Someone was soloing again,at the last count he got dispossessed like 5 or 6 times.Ivan joined us to play.It's cool to see him play sports with us,because I didn't think he likes sports much.Shawn damn hiong,he blocked hard shots with his torso.Ker Boon tried,but I mean,everyone has a fear of getting hurt.Guess Shawn's something different.Bravo.

Anyways.After PE,which we didn't want to stop playing,got POA.We know what a bore that was.I was listening to Dan and Young,so it didn't matter to me.I heard Chee Kwun yelling at Luah about something,my head was on the table so I didn't really see what they were yelling about.I'm guessing it's about her iPod.Come on lah Chee Kwun,I'm sure you know how to be discreet.Scally she grow some guts and confiscate then how?Beat her up?Haha,I'd like to see that.Then I was stretching and then my stomach got a dull pain.I think it was gastric.So I went to Chinese without concentrating,and then wrote a letter without thinking at all.Then rushed to eat recess before I get sick.Came back from recess,had Maths.Same old story,except James pissed Mr. Jo off pretty badly.At least he admitted that he has a mood swing problem.Also,his mood wasn't the only thing he was swinging.He threw a chair outside to the Parade Square.Don't know why.Then he suddenly all good humored and stuff.Weirrrrrrrrr...-do.Then Physics.Nothing happened there.

Went to eat KFC after school.I went with Jiun Kiat,Zhi Kai,Ker Boon,Wee Tat,Zhenggang and Perry.Apparently is Cheryl jio one.So we took 162 to KFC and met Cheryl,Alicia Tham,Serene,Samantha and Shipei(I don't know them well.Just know their names.Girlfriends of the girlfriends.).We then walked to Hub,and Jing Wen stepped outta nowhere and was crying badly.So anyways,blah blah blah,her love life,her personal problems.I don't have a need to know,neither do I wish to know.Life is already quite complicated.

Heard a funny story from Alicia and Serene and Yan Ling.Ok,less so Alicia,I just went away when she started complaining,haha.Anyway,turns out that the Starhub people who were promoting Nokia phones and their new plans were apparently laughing at Jing Wen for being so upset over a guy.So I think Yan Ling told them off or something.Then one of them said something about wanting to hit them to shut them up.Obviously,those FAGS didn't have the guts to really do it.I wished they really do it.I've been itching to kick someone's head as hard as I kick a football.But then I'd be charged with murder,and be sentenced to prison until the President's Pleasure,which means that I'll be in jail until the President grants me a pardon and lets me out.Whatever.I bet my prison sentence would outlive the President.But I guess kicking some ass is okay once in a while.Some people around my 'hood are just itching to get their asses kicked.Especially some guy called Joshua.Not the band major,not even in the same school,not in the same part of the country.Anyways,he was sia lan to me once,and I almost beat him up,but being the pussy he is,he ran away and asked one of his "gangster" friends to beat me up.I turned the tables around,and now he's as mellow as shit to me and my cousin.He only yells at his brother.I don't know why.But sooner or later he'll slip up,and I will catch and beat his ass.

Zhenggang,Wee Tat and I are thinking about chipping in to buy a new football for the class.Anyone wants to chip in too you are welcome.And of course if you chip in you'll have priority to play with it,as long as it doesn't get destroyed in your hands.If it does,you'll have to fork out the cash to buy a new one to replace the old one.Why I'm doing this I don't know,no one reads my blog anyways.Of course,if you don't chip in,you're welcome to play with us during recess,after school,etc.

2008-04-17T20:33:00.003+08:00

Yo guys.What's up?I have a feeling I'm blogging to nobody,just me to voice my thoughts.I don't know if I prefer the privacy or crave the popularity.I guess a little in between.

Tomorrow's the NAPHA 2.4 run.I'm a little apprehensive about passing it.In fact I have next to 0 confidence.I've just came back from playing football,so I guess I'm a little fitter.I'm also fasting from food until tomorrow recess.Hope that helps,even in the slightest bit.

Anyone heard the song "Lollipop" by Lil' Wayne and Static Major(R.I.P.)?I think it's the best song on radio now.I'll post the video on the blog.It's so cool.It's the 4th video in the video bar.

I was playing football just now,turned out that I have a unique free kick style.I mean,If you know how Hargreaves and Ronaldo take their free kicks?Yeah,something like that.My start-up run is something like Hargreaves,in that I start beside the ball,and Ronaldo in that I have my legs shoulder width apart.Then when I kick the ball,most of the times I'll kick it like Ronaldo by kicking with the point of my foot,sometimes I'll do it like Hargreaves by wrapping my foot around the ball.Most of the time it turns out to be a dud,but on the rare occasion I score it's pretty cool.I think my technique is getting better and better.If I ever want to prove myself in front of Deyi people,I don't think I want to be the hermit like I am anymore.But I tend to be more mellow in front of Deyi people.Hmm...I guess I'll be a little more aggressive from now on.

I think I'm more outgoing within my class.But to one side effect.I seem to have lost the ability to guess what people are thinking off.For example,I can talk to some people,I can carry a normal conversation,but in my mind I'm totally confused.I guess it's a habit of mine to try to crack every mind.I think I've turned soft in the head.I'm usually my own worst critic.For example,today's maths test,I thought I would get 6,but turns out I got 18,highest in my group,but absolutely nothing compared to others,especially Kai,who got fulls marks!Damn I wish I was as smart as him.Vive Man Utd!Haha,Mr Jo wrote that in my paper.I guess me passing a maths test is as surprising as when Bolton won Man Utd.Damn tyco.Hope that tyco-ness happens again.I mean passing my maths tests,not Bolton beating Man Utd,or ANY team beating Man Utd.It's forbidden.I hope United can win the title.That will spur me on to do as well in my studies.So,Go United!

2008-04-16T20:56:00.002+08:00

Hey!What's up?Nothing much for me,aside from MAN UTD BEATING ARSENAL 2-1!!!WOOHOO!Bring out the champagne glasses and motherfucking condoms!!!Ain't nothin' but a gangsta' party...

Okay...apart from that.Hmm...ah...erm......hmm...Yep,I got nothing.Totally nada.Hmm...I bought new colonge.Ferrari branded.Yeah,I can see some eyebrows raising in sceptism.I really do have Ferrari branded colonge.Some of you guys have seen it before.It's quite cool.

I had a good week.I was like some sort of Jekyll and Hyde when I'm playing soccer.When I play against school people,I'll suck,but if I play against guys around me neighbourhood,I'd be very daring and I'll be quite good.This is quite weird.I think I just want to keep the peace with people in my school,since I'm more forceful against people in my 'hood.I don't know why.I just happen to be.Maybe I'll channel the same emotions when I'm playing against school poeple.

I've become quite petty for a while now.I'm sure a few people have noticed.I don't know why,but I don't know if I should change or not.

I really like the song "Lollipop" by Lil' Wayne featuring Static Major(R.I.P.).Chin and Ben hates Lil' Wayne,but I've started to warm up to him.I think it's because Wayne's very commercial.But most rappers like Wayne,so I don't see what their problem is.

Congratulations Deyi Military Band for winning Gold with Honours,Best Display Band AND Best Drum Major award.Clean sweep of everything.Now Deyi have also gone down in history after winning a historic Treble.

I think I'm blowing hot and cold all the time now.Maybe one day I'll be damn nice and stuff,the next day grouchy and angry at nothing in particular.

I totally don't understand why the people in my class don't like to play soccer,with exception to Eugene,Zhenggang and of course myself.Football's way nicer to play,and it's more entertaining.James is usually game for anything,which I hate sometimes.Because he has this self-inflating ego and he thinks he's Kobe Bryant when we play basketball,Cristiano Ronaldo when we're playing football.Simply put,he thinks he's that good.REALITY CHECK.James,you DO NOT have the athletic talent to win the game by yourself.So next time when you get the ball,FOR GOD'S SAKE PASS IT.Pass when you need to pass,and dribble when there's a clearing ahead of you.You do a roulette like a 50 year old.Who does a roulette when there's no one around?Then you can dribble for 10 hours,I can see that the ball is still in the same position.Show ponies belong in carnivals.Don't overestimate yourself.You're a good guy,and I like you as a friend,but your ego has got to go.I'm a team player,when you want the ball,I'll give it to you.I count that as a favour.As a friend it is only your duty to repay that favour.Don't give me that crap about me being good or bad.I know my limits in playing soccer.I don't always give my best.I can't run the fastest,I can't dribble like Ronaldo,but at least I am a team player.And for the record,you're no better than me.

2008-04-04T21:11:00.002+08:00

Yo,what's up,what's up,what's up,what's up,what up,what up,what up guysssss?!I haven't updated my blog for a long time again.Actually,it's only been a week,but whatever.Meant to update yesterday,but then I was doing my coursework,and when I was done my dad was hustling me to go to sleep,so no chance of updating.Funny thing is,I had my draft all done,and I FUCKING FORGOT TO HAND IT UP!Son of a bitch!Just have to hand it in on monday lor.Who cares anyway,it's only a draft.

I'm dead broke man.I have to go into overdrive hermit to save up money to buy stuff.But now also nothing worthwhile to buy,so kinda wasteful to buy anything now.So it should be easier to save up for now,at least in theory.

Went to Perry's house today to play Halo 3 on the Xbox 360 he borrowed from Yong Hong.While we were walking to his house,we were talking about some quite interesting stuff *wink wink*.I'm not gonna spill like some oil leak though.Keeping my mouth tight as a virgin's punani.Speaking of which,I admit I have the tiniest crush on Alyssa.That's not uncommon,I go "damn" when I see a pretty girl.Perry said that fucking her would be like fucking a doll,cause she looks like a doll!Lol.I said that if you have sex with a doll,it should technically be counted as masturbation.That is true.Anyways,we went to play Halo 3,and to put it lightly,Perry owned me and Nura.It was kinda expected,since it was the first time I've played Halo 3,and the first time I've played Halo since like 2/3 years.I thought I did an okay job for a beginner.Perry kept sneaking up on us and killing us,it's so damn annoying,and funny at the same time.I managed a few kills,which kept my reputation a little respectable.The games were fun,I think we got killed while we were driving something in the air.Turned invisible and snuck up on the other guys.I can understand why Perry likes playing it so much,apart from him owning almost everyone.

D.R.E.A.M.S.

2008-03-29T00:41:00.002+08:00

HEYYYYYY...guys!!!I've not updated my blog for a few weeks,sorry!I guess I forgot about my blog.And I was so busy this week!Monday and Thursday have to go to Republic Poly to film the rehearsals for the SCHOOL MUSICAL!!!So exciting!!!I just came home from RP cause I went to watch the musical!It is so cool!The guys all think that Alyssa(the lead actress) looks like a Barbie Doll(it's a compliment,if Alyssa is reading this).Well,I don't know too much about that,but she is very pretty.I would say "cute",but it'll seem like I'm talking about a small baby animal or a small child,LOL.Even though she's petite,I guess it's a little over to describe her like a small child.I think the guys like her,lol.You guys know that James and Alyssa originally had to kiss at the scene at Martin's(Chedam) apartment?Apparently Alyssa was quite upset about it,and so were her parents.Well...it IS James,so...yeah.I don't think her insurance would cover emotional trauma...LOL!Just kidding,James,erm,I mean...Ralph HIAO!Hahahaha...If I'm not wrong,they should be celebrating at a chalet somewhere in Singapore.Maybe they see Mas Selamat somewhere where they are,lol.If I was James(I mean as in outgoing,good looking and in drama,not like him totally),I would be ******* ****** upside down.For those who are going "huh?",I mean that I would be creating new life,with ______.Ok...that's creepy.I take that back.I don't wanna be Lil' Wayne,becoming a dad while in sec sch.I'm wondering one thing.Should we screw the hell out of James on monday?I don't think so...But I just want to say,even though I've made all those snide comments about the musical,I thought it was quite good.So...here it goes :

*Applause*
(Standing ovation)

That goes out to everyone who is involved in the musical,making it so damn good.

I'm trying to come up with a good abbreviation for the word DREAMS.Hmm...

Deyi &
Republic's
Excellent
Adventure in
Musical
Success.

Is that okay?If you read my blog,comment and let me know what abbreviations you have come up with.

2008-03-13T15:41:00.002+08:00

Hey guys,what's up.I've been bored with the holidays,to say the least.I seem to have developed a crush on a girl who is in the same tuition as me,although I think it was just an overflow of testosterone.As you will know,I saw Felicia Chin at Gramophone on tuesday,and when I was on my way back home earlier today I saw a lookalike of Felicia Chin.I'm a little creeped out by this,because until tuesday I have never cared about Felicia Chin,or any Singaporean actor/actress for that matter,and all of a sudden I see that face twice in 3 days.

I've been watching some videos of a so-called "preacher" called Craig Lewis,who has spoke out against hip-hop,labelling it as an evil thing and a work of Satan.He's talked about rappers such as Snoop Dogg,Bone Thugs-N-Harmony and Jay-Z,saying that they have Satanic content in their songs or album art.I for one think that what he's saying is utter bullshit.He doesn't have evidence to back it up most of the time,and when he allegedly played Jay-Z's "Lucifer" backwards,it says "6-6-6,murder,murder,Je-sus".It's bullshit.There are plenty of videos dispelling that "subliminal" message,and I have to say you must be somewhat of an optimist to be able to hear any Satanic subliminal messages on rap.He clearly has an agenda against rap,and has denounced it in a very commercial way,through religion.I know for a fact that many rappers are religious,be it Christian or Islam,or any theory that they believe in.Mr. Lewis has contradicted himself again and again,and his accusations do not hold any ground whatsoever.He does not have solid evidence to back up his accusations,like 95% of the time,and whatever evidence he can produce is very easily dispelled,so that means that he has either edited his evidence to support his claim,or has contorted his words to support his claims.Either way,it's slander and lies.He speaks very little truth,and for a preacher he uses a lot of time making jokes.

I feel angered with his pathetic rants.He speaks little truth and whatever he tries to do to the image of rap music he pulls God into it,as though God had told him specifically that rap music is evil.It's not.Rap music is a division of hip-hop.Hip-hop is a culture for people in the world who live in poverty,and whom does not have a say in the world.And correct me if I'm wrong,Weren't humans created by this SO-CALLED GOD?!DOES THAT MEAN GOD WANTS PEOPLE TO BE EVIL?WHY SHOULD MURDERERS BE SLAMMED WHEN THE BIBLE ITSELF DOCUMENTS ALL OF GOD'S KILLING SPREES?HOW ABOUT THE EGYPTIAN PLAGUE?HE KILLED ALL THE FIRST BORNS AND DROVE THE PEOPLE INTO THE SEA!How does make you feel?As a leading religion of the world this God you pray to every night is a pretty shitty God.He's a downright son of a bitch,who kills anyone who does not follow him because he can.You know what God,FUCK YOU!I'm not a puppet for your amusement.I'm not a toy you play around with and throw somewhere when you get bored with it.I'll do whatever the fuck I want to do.You made me that way.If you wanted total compliance you should have made men mindless zombies.You gave us a brain,you made us think.So you only have yourself to blame if I don't want to follow your rules.Aight?!So fuck you,motherfuck you.

I'm sorry if this has offended any Christians or Catholics who have read this,but this is directed purely at Craig Lewis.If he can make rap music out to be a work of the devil,I can make God's image look a lot worse than it is.I'm sorry,but it's the truth.How do you like that shoved down your throats?

2008-03-11T21:50:00.003+08:00

Hey,what's up again?I'm posting twice today because earlier on I went out with Ben and Chin to watch Water Horse.Not bad,considering it's a fantasy flick and I thought for sure it was going to suck.I recommend anyone to watch it.

OMG,We saw Felicia Chin at Gramophone today at The Cathay.It was so cool.Because firstly when we went there a group of fans were gathered outside and we were like "wtf?",but we went in anyway.So we were wondering what was going on lah,and I saw a stage crew and a table that was very formal,so I guessed that it was like an album signing session,and as usual I was right.So we walked to the back of the store where they had all the pop/rock albums(which includes a lot of other genres).Then at the back of a store was like a sort-of lounge where Felicia Chin was having her make-up done.So it was kinda cool.I didn't even know she had an album,then again I don't follow local entertainment so I wouldn't know even if Christopher Lee gave birth out of his ass.Nor would I care.But she looks really pretty in person,and I was like starstruck for a moment when she and I made eye contact(not that I was staring at her,just happened to turn around at the same time).

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!!!(random.wanted to get that off my chest)

2008-03-11T10:33:00.002+08:00

Hey,what's up?I damn sian sia,kena viruses.Stupid na-na-na-na,lol.No lah...accident one.Now my com every 10 secs got one speech bubble telling me I got virus.Like I don't know lah.

Went to Sakae with Wee Tat,Zhi Kai and Leon ytd.Ate until want to vomit.Lol.My first time eating Sakae.Surprise,surprise.Actually it's not bad,I liked the tuna and the gyoza.Actually whatever I ate I liked it.No wonder ate until wanna vomit.Then they got the mochi with ice-cream filling.Very nice man.Next time must go there more often.

This week in footballing terms I quite sian.Portsmouth UNDESERVEDLY won Manchester United 1-0,THANKS TO THE MOTHERFUCKING REFEREE.Then Chelsea very surprisingly lost to Barnsley 1-0.Then on Sunday Arsenal drew witn Wigan 0-0 to stretch the gap to 2 points,but United have a game in hand.Lol,our game in hand is against Derby County.I wouldn't be surprised if they lost 20-0 or something.I hope Portsmouth will kena relegated next season.The FA Cup is bullshit.The final 4 are Portsmouth,West Brom,Barnsley and Cardiff.Does anyone want to watch those teams?Fuck no.

2008-03-07T20:59:00.002+08:00

Yay,finally got Thriller 25.I bought the "limited edition" one,which has both covers on the front and back,and comes in a book form.There's a booklet attached to the album,and it has pictures of Thriller and some covers.Chin says that the cat monster picture freaks him out,I can't really blame him.But I guess if I wake up in the middle of the night and I see a picture of Michael Jackson beside my bed,I would scream my head off.I also saw Raekwon's Only Built 4 Cuban Linx at Heeren,but I thought Thriller 25 was more worth it.

Went to Mac earlier in the morning with Wee Tat,Perry,Jun Kiat,Ker Boon and Zhi Kai.Then saw Alicia Tham,Cheryl,James,Dionne and Arun there also.Treated Cheryl Milo,I don't know why,suddenly very generous towards her.Guess it's my nature.Feel a little bit flirt though,but I don't like midgets.Ahh...that felt better.Lol.

Going to the carnival at Presbyterian High tomorrow.Change time from morning to afternoon,because Ben and Chin change shifts.Told Khairi already.Alanna,I don't know if you plan on going or not,but at least have the decency to TELL ME IF YOU ARE GOING OR NOT.You already have my number,so just be courteous and tell me if you going or not.

2008-03-06T17:43:00.003+08:00

Yay,today is the last day of school term,even though technically it's tomorrow that's the last day,but whatever.I'm happy.Going to meet Chin and Ben tomorrow at their school since it's just a stone's throw away from YCK stadium.Zi Yong ask me to look after the sec 2s tomorrow,I'd be damned if I do.

Malcolm smashed 5 windows today in a hissy fit,which I didn't know existed in a man,because these petty tempers are usually contributed to "woman" and "pms".Anyway,Jun Kiat was playing around in the class and he closed the doors to prevent Malcolm from getting in.The fucking door JAMMED(ok?I know,JK told me and I tried it myself),and he just pushed the windows onto the floor.It's totally retarded,and redundant.Thank god no one got hurt.So everyone went to tell everyone else and Freddy Goh had to settle the matter.Malcolm had to pay for the window panes(40 bucks from what I've heard),his parents were informed and he got one stroke of the rotan.It was so anti-climatic,since Freddy hit the FUCKING PROTECTION LAYER instead of Malcolm.I'm sure Abu's fooscap is smelling like ass right now.

Malcolm's a jackass.He's complaining that he tio this and tio that,but he's fucking asking for it.Must act attitude don't want to dye his hair back when the DM ask him to.Then he kena for not tucking in his shirt and he still want to complain.You want to know how not to get in trouble for tucking out your shirt?TUCK THE FUCKING SHIRT IN LAH.You act like it's going to kill you.Next time you get into trouble for something that is YOUR OWN FAULT,just shut the fuck up and take the punishment.You're not infalliable you know,you're far from it.With the way you look and act,you're just a big magnet for trouble.I can understand if you want to style your hair or want to wear ankle socks,since most teachers would let those go,but if you walk around like you smeared shit on your hair and it dried and left a stain,then don't complain when Normilah or Freddy Goh come looking for you.

2008-03-05T21:02:00.002+08:00

GLORY,GLORY MAN UNITED!
GLORY,GLORY MAN UNITED!
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!
AND THE REDS GO MARCHING
ON!
ON!
ON!

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!We won Lyon 1-0!Woohoo!We're going to win the Treble!WOOOOO!!!

Ok,apart from my euphoria,I'm still contemplating whether I want to go to Seoul Garden with Leon,Wee Tat,Jun Kiat,Cheng Yong and whoever else,anot.One thing is because I only left 150 bucks and with my style of spending I sure will blow it in 2 weeks.Another thing is that now that I live in Punggol,I spend a lot more than when I used to live in AMK.Because I've become less hermit,so I spend on recess and dinner,and sometimes breakfast.Guess I can either give up my money or become a hermit again.It sucks either way.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me
C.R.E.A.M. get the money
Dollar dollar bill ya'll.

2008-03-02T01:14:00.002+08:00

Hey guys.I feel good.Man Utd just won Fulham 3-0,so yay.Sadly,Bendtner,that prick,scored in the dying seconds to give Arsenal a 1-1 draw against Aston Villa.Quite undeserving,but it was plain to see that Villa just stopped caring in the last 10 seconds and let Bendtner creep in.Sian,next week they have a chance to extend their lead to 4 points while we're playing Portsmouth in the FA Cup.I hope we thrash those jackasses just to send Arsenal a message.

I talked to Alanna a few hours ago.She looks different now.Like a good different.I was talking to Chin and Ben then the first thing they said was about Alanna's display pic on MSN,so I go ask her about it lor.Then talk talk talk and I ask her to go to Pres High next Sat to dee siao Chin and Ben at their carnival.I just asked her out to dee siao you guys.So Ben,this is not a date,I repeat,THIS IS NOT A DATE.I'll like to see a soap opera unfold in Pres High in 2 weeks.That will be really fucked up.It's like Maths,angle AOB = drama.Are you sick of A,Ben?Because there is as much chance of her liking me as tuna dropping from the ceiling.

Talk about chances,Prison Break had a Singapore edition.The JI guy escaped.They put it down to lax security,but I have this conspiracy that there's a mole in the force,like Infernal Affairs or The Departed.This is really dangerous for a terrorist to be on the loose,but I have no other alternative but to put my life and others around me into the hands of the police.Don't give up guys,it's a hundred miles and runnin',and the poor guy got a limp.I felt kinda paranoid on Thursday and Friday,but I kinda cooled down today.It don't mean I've let my guard down.If he try to jack me,he can suck my dick while he's at it.Don't fuck with teens,Mr. Selamat,we don't got nothing to lose,and half of us are emo,so they have razors with them.The only thing I'm worried about are arms.Not the ones attached to our bodies,I mean guns and shit.Who knows what terrorists have up their sleeves.

Abu's been kinda "busy" these past few days,because he can't really hang out with us for too long.I think I know why.Some others do too.It's all in history,dude,no one's mad at 'cha.Just hope for the sake of your freedom...

2008-02-28T19:59:00.002+08:00

I feel quite sian lor.I have nothing to do.And tomorrow going to Ngee Ann to see robot combat.Yay can watch robot WWE,lol.Lame sia.But they like "oh,must be optimistic and be open-minded,then you can find something interesting.Bullshit lor.Watching the Mythbuster James Bond special.Lol,quite cool.They also used to be on a robot war show.Cool.

Yay,tomorrow last week.I don't know about Sports Day.It seems really boring.Maybe I'll get my PSP back before Friday,and I can amuse myself during the Sports Day.

I'm broke.Only got 100 left.Sian I cannot go eat lunch after school liao.Have to become hermit again.Sian.Sorry guys,I hope you can understand.I don't mean to be anti-social.

I might be wrong(most likely),but I feel that my popularity level has gone up.Like I said a joke today,which I thought was kinda lame,but they actually laugh.I had never known it was so funny.I guess today I on-form,cause I think I'm kinda lame.Lol.Guess not so much.Oh shit,what if I curse myself?Guess I have to wait and see.

2008-02-27T21:01:00.002+08:00

Hey,guys.I feel so bored today.The day camp is boring like shit.The teachers so zzz...Like cannot absorb anything.Got the DISC thing,and I don't even know if see the graph or see the number.If count graph then I Dominance,if count number then I Influence.Don't know lah,also don't care.But the guider's hairstyle damn nice man.I think it's called a barcode hairstyle.

So Perry and I got nothing else to do after school,so we both went to City Hall to eat.Then we're talking about a few people.Especially someone who we both agree act like hell.Like a lot of people don't like him because they think he very act ang moh.Go figure.He should just act whatever he's supposed to act,instead of acting like he came from America and is all American-accented and stuff.And act like he's so knowledgable when most of the time he reads or picks it up somewhere and repeats it like a fucking parrot and make people think it was his opinion or his joke or it's from his mind.He should just change his name to parrot.He really should change his fucking dumbass attitude lor.And he so sensitive in front of girls.Must act all he-man and alpha male one.Like once he talking to some girls and I did something that made all of them laugh,then he got mad because he got humiliated and started chasing me around the school.And somemore cannot catch me.LOSER.And all he brags about is the cool parties and stuff he's been to.Who cares,YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN,LOSER!Get laid lah,then maybe you can brag a little.But you also cannot do shit,so brag for what?Shut up and know your role.Maybe people will like you a little better.

It was a good week

2008-02-25T20:12:00.002+08:00

Hello,what's up,what's up,what's up?I damn song today man.Man Utd won 5-1!Woohoo,clawing our way back slowly but surely.Arsenal draw 2-2 with Birmingham.LOL!Hope Eduardo gets better,today English class everyone talking about his leg break,and 7/8 of the class don't know shit about football.Like they couldn't name the starting lineup of any of the top 4 to save their lives.Anyways,hope he heals well.All I can say is that what goes around comes around,karma will really get you down.Like who else wants to act dumb that Arsenal tried to break Nani's leg last week?Now your own player kena,nice anot?

I feel quite bored today.Like when you drink and get drunk and do all kinds of crazy shit before you pass out?The next day you wake up and feel so fatigue.

6 days

2008-02-21T20:29:00.003+08:00

What's up,what's up,what's up?I think my week is getting better.I bought Me Against The World today at Taka,after Arun ask me and Perry to go so he can get his phone fixed.Stupid ass,his phone a little more than a month old and it's dead.Well,we went to Secret Recipe's to eat.Damn ex man.I will never go out with a rich-ass person again.So ex.I only bring 50+,then lower until 40.Then I buy the CD only left like 10 bucks in my wallet.Now have to save a little more,then wait until Thriller 25 come out.Damn it lah,I thought Michael Jackson was the motherfuckin' King of Pop,then why the fuck is his album taking so long to release in Singapore?And meanwhile K-Fed gets sold for 34.95.That motherfucker ain't worth 2 cents.Oh yeah,Ja Rule R.U.L.E is being sold for 4.95.That's a major slap to the face of Ja,since they selling 50 for at least 20 bucks.Regardless(I don't know why some people say "irregardless",that's a double negative).

Quite sian,Man Utd draw with Lyon.I think I cursing them lor.If I watch them then they will not win,then I never watch two matches they totally dominate their opponents.Lol,now I'm stuck in a rut.Guess Feb is my suay suay month.If one thing is fine,another one is not.

I hope everyone gets top marks for their physics and maths.Chem sure fail one lah,lol.All 4-1,1-4 all,ROFL.What a negative thing to be united for.

15 February 2008...SSSSSIIIIIAAAAAANNNZZZZZZ

2008-02-15T23:28:00.002+08:00

Wah lau,si buay sian man.Like this week is the worst I've had for a long time.Like why the hell did I bother waking up to catch the bus every morning?
Today Total Defence Day,and like got don't know what guest of honor come to school.Never heard before one lor.But he look damn important sia.Got his own entourage,photographer,videographer,lols,I should have my own videographer when I become a world-famous rapper.And whoever tells me I can't achieve that can come and battle me.I'd rip you a new asshole.I'm putting all the wankstas' in Singapore on notice.
I don't think my class knows lah,but I rap.Yeah,I rap.Didn't expect that,did you?And I rap damn well.There's no one in the whole of Deyi that can match up.I don't even think there's anyone in Singapore that can match up.
Flipping to a new chapter of Obenza's drama series with Adeline.He gave her a Valentine's Day gift.Good for you.My heart says that my homeboy will get Adeline,but my head is telling me she'll reject him.Sorry.
Sian lor,Man U lost to Man C.So tyco.I hate Man C.I hope Adebayor kena broken leg.Then I can rofl liao.
Didn't get a single gift for Valentine's Day.I don't know why I'm so pissed about it,because I don't really care about V Day,but then I see so many couples then I feel a little bit upset,I guess.But not like I want to jump into a relationship because I feel upset lor.That'll be dumb.I like some people,but then they might be taken,and scally I ask around and I lose face.Besides,I'm so not attractive lor.Like I try to lose weight but then I'm still big sized.My parents look good but then I feel like I look bad lor.Sian lah.Feel so bad.Maybe next week would be better.

2008-01-12T12:25:00.000+08:00

Yo,what's up guys.I've been inactive for a while,save for the rap I did last week.Dunno why I did,just pissed off with somebody,I guess.Anyway,I'm okay now.

I went down to play soccer yesterday after going awol for the whole week.Can't help it lah,got hw,then got tuition,then come home late.Sianzzz...Anyway,I go down play soccer,and I sucked lah.Nvm,practice makes my free kicks swerve in the right direction,lol.So I go down play soccer,then we played a game called "Ali bomb",which is like catching.(Ok,firstly someone punt the ball somewhere lah,and the catcher of the ball must go take and put in a certain place.During that time we all go and hide.When the catcher sees a person hiding,he must yell out the guy's name and touch the ball.Then the guy whose name is called must go and surrender and stay in one place(the same place where the ball is),then when one of the hiding people go and kick the ball before he gets caught,the people who are caught are released and they have to run off to hide again.)It's damn fun lor.But then I indirectly found out something about Yong Long(my cousin)'s friends,namely one guy called Dean.Okay,I can understand the human mind quite well,and from what I see,my cousin is kinda like the leader among his close friends,whether Dean is included or not I'm not sure.But Dean is always following my cousin like one of those follower friends,you know,like those people that despo to make friends with this group.My cousin ain't too fond of him though.Ok,so he follows my cousin when my cousin is around,then when my cousin and his friends aren't around(like ytd),he thinks he's the boss lah.Well,he's afraid of me,for good measure too.Then he thinks he sets the rules and everyone(me excluded) has to follow them lah.He's also a bad loser.Like we're playing soccer and he's not happy because he's getting marked by another guy.Then I throw in he want to header,then I throw the ball at his direction he run away,then blame me.CCB lah.Then we're playing Ali Bomb,and we have to choose a new catcher.He say is the first person caught be catcher,then the other guy say is last one caught(Dean) be catcher.Then he buay song go curse out the other guy.What a fucking douchebag.Then he made it his personal mission to sabo the other guy.I kept quiet,but then I damn pissed off lah.I really wanted to blow his guts out,but then I rather be neutral cause it's too easy to take sides,and I don't really like the other guy either.So I let his little bitch temper go on lah,it's comical in a way he thinks he's in a position to make threats.Nvm,I just let things roll,but next time I wouldn't be so merciful...

2008-01-06T13:27:00.000+08:00

You might not know why I started this attack
Family or no family,you gotta learn some respect
I don't care for no maybe's or perhaps
Right down the line,cause you know this rhyme
The talent is sublime
I don't gotta force sounds just to make words rhyme
You don't even have body hair
You already acting like you got a big pair
You jackass,don't even know what you think
Cause you got ass-kissers don't mean a thing
In the streets,I reign supreme
Fuck business,this is a personal thing
I don't care how you grew up
As a brat,I'd hit you with a 44 mag
Until your head blows up
Have a slug melt in your guts
Have 2 more nest in your brain
Tie you up and let you get hit by a train
This is my train,it flows natural
I don't gotta get trained
But you are such a shame
Cause you got dicks up your ass
It don't mean you got your head up your ass
Pluck it out,you act like a .9
But in the end you think you gonna get mine
You used to envy,now you being a bitch
Your taste so bad,you thought Crank That was the shit
Yeah,it might be,but it's my shit
An asshole makes better music than this
You might be thinking what's up with the diss
But you disrespected me,and it left me pissed
I don't care how others react
I strike at you,make you have a heart attack
I can fight you in every way and still win
Turn you into ashes watch it go with the wind
It's ill-advised to retaliate
But whatever,you know you ain't gonna retaliate
Bitch,try to rap back
I have you stiff in a body bag
I don't even need a gun
I can kill with my bare hands,son
And you'd be fuckin' done

One month anniversary

2007-11-26T23:35:00.000+08:00

Yo,what up,n****s!Haha,I had to say that."Top Back" automatically popped into my head.It's me,and I can't help it.

So it's been a whole month since I've last posted on my blog.Sadly,my blog is not that high on my priority list.In fact I've even forgotten that I have a blog.No biggie,I'm back now.My aunt,my uncle and both my cousins are away in Malaysia right now.They'll touch down in Singapore at 12 midnight.So it means they'll probably be back around 1 am.Aw well.

I'm kinda bored.I've made myself a new Yahoo! account so I can use Yahoo!Answers again.I can't help it.I'm addicted to Yahoo!Answers.My account name is Hybrid,and any stalker for my Yahoo! account is welcome,lol.

I think the McDonald's job attachement is blown to smoke right now.It's been a whole 3 weeks and they didn't call me back.What am I,Paris Hilton after a Hollywood production audition?Fuck it.But it sucks that I don't have something to do during the holidays.It's very boring to stay at home all day doing nothing.Literally nothing.Okay,maybe play my PSP,watch a movie,go out with my friends.Speaking of going out,I'm broke man.I don't know how it happened,but I'm fucking broke!

My grandma bought some Taiwan serial to watch.For some reason they saw fit to fill up a dvd with 6 episodes so people would stare dumbly for 3 hours.Well,the girl is kinda cute.But I know if the storyline happened in real life no one would be as dumb as Ming Dao.He ditched a really pretty arranged marriage partner for absolutely no one yet.Stereotypically he'll end up with the other girl(you know,first enemies and then become friends and in the end they become lovers).But if I was in that situation in real life I would be fucking my arranged wife from morning to night.Not just me.Most guys would too as well.

Oh yeah I bought The Godfather novel.The damn novel is full of sex,murder and shady business.I love it.

I'm in a rut.There's 2 different rap groups in Yahoo!Answers.Firstly,RT,or Rhyme Terrorists.Then there's the SS,or the Spit Squadron.Now I feel like joining one of the groups to broaden my talents.Hopefully get noticed(it's far fetched,but what the hell).I don't know which group to audition for.Well,it's not like they're exactly begging for me to join.Not like I've busted a rhyme in the Rap & Hip-Hop section.Fuck it,I'll see as it goes.

Welcome to the evening news

2007-10-26T23:41:00.000+08:00

Hey,what's up guys!So I've been through almost all my emotions in this past week.Firstly,I felt a tinge of anxiety when my cousin told me a son-of-a-bitch had asked his gang member friends to come and beat me up.Then I felt somewhat relieved that my cousin had told his friend(the sumbitch's gang member friend) something.I don't know,I don't care.Then I felt a little happy when it was confirmed I am promoted to 4E.Then I felt a little bit of sadness.My cousin's pet rabbit died all of a sudden.I'm not sure out of what cause.It was barely a year old.I know rabbits can live for years.Sad ah.Aw well,I'm sure it would have died one day,like all living things do.So,Rest In Peace little bunny.I might be pretty distant from you but I actually felt sad that you had to go so soon.My cousin didn't even show any emotion at all.I'm not sure how she thinks,but then again,only girls know what girls think.Anyway:R.I.P Milo.

I'm officially on holiday."Officially".I still have to go back to school for until 8 of November.Would've been this friday,but we got the class chalet until wednesday.Not complaining.Well,one complain.I don't know where exactly the chalet is.I was thinking they booked Downtown East.Then it turned out to be some yacht club chalet.As long as there is hot water and I have clothes and food(obviously),I'm going to be okay.Believe it or not It's the first time I've been to a chalet.I probably know what to expect already though.Then I have to hand up the form to Mr Johari and go for the interview.If I pass the interview I'll go work at Mcdonalds.Still haven't decided where to work at.I think Changi Airport would be a great spot to work at.I mean,you earn 4 bucks to just stand there for an hour and maybe serve a couple of customers the whole day.iPod Touch,here I come.I'll go ask Perry and Arun and Wee Tat and the rest of the people if they want to work at Changi Airport...I'm sure they might agree.

Guess Who's Back?

2007-10-23T17:44:00.000+08:00

Yo!What up,what up,what up G's?Hybrid's back,muthafucka!Now I've taken a long break cause I ain't using my computer.I'm in my Aunt's house so I gots ta' be the last in priority,if I can help it.I've been staying here for 3 weeks,man!I can't believe it neither.It just went by like that *snap finger*.
Yo,I gotta bone to pick man.My results ain't that good.It was bad.Like bad bad.Like "Playing With Fire" bad.Well,not that bad,nothing can be that bad.Maybe like Fantastic 4 movie bad. got a few subjects that had good marks.Well,the subjects I passed had good marks.I topped History,like father,like son(take that,Lil' Wayne).And Soo has been on my tail.Shit,what the fuck did I do to him,mayne?He on my tail like I'm a rapper and he the police!
Aight dawgs and bitches(you know I'm playin' wit cha,ladies),til next time.

2007-10-09T00:15:00.000+08:00

Aye,what up ya'lls.Ain't been here for a while.Told ya' I ain't gon' be here for a while,didn't I?Well,I've officially moved out of the old crib.Staying at my Auntie's house,real generous of her.Now I ain't tryin' to be no nuisance,ya' heard?Right now I'm pretty comfortable here.I mean,why shouldn't I?Too bad...I tried to get into the old place today after eating with the boys.There ain't no padlock,but the main door is shut.Too bad.Just too bad.I should probably tell pops to remember to bring along my PE attires when he's packing.

Well,I ate lunch with the guys today(Perry,Arun,James,Jun Kiat,Zhi Kai).Had some fun.I mean,I yelled to Daphne(or however you spell her name) that James wants to talk to her,even though he's trying to do his best to avoid her.Then Perry joined in,and James threw a hissy fit,specifically throwing his cup onto the table and spilling water and ice everywhere.I mean,what the fuck is his problem?Is he trying to act tough or something?Well,it made me think that he was being kinda like a bitch.Maybe he really dosen't want to see her,but it still dosen't mean he has grounds to throw a tantrum.Especially not with the amptitude of the prank we pulled.I mean,it's like normal shit.

Exams are finally over.FINALLY!I mean,I'm gonna regret everything on Friday,but at least my exams are over.I think I have the ability to go to sec 4/5.Fuck,I know I have the ability to join 4/5.I know some people might not be able to.I don't blame most of them,but I can't really say I feel sorry for some of them.Well,to those who couldn't care less,fuck them.To the rest of you guys,good luck then.

2007-09-29T20:58:00.000+08:00

Yay...'Tis finally saturday.Ok,I shouldn't have used biblical expressions(wait,biblical or shakespearean?),but I just did.

The cable went out today.I dunno why,maybe my dad didn't pay the bills,since it's like 2 weeks left or something.But I complained to him about it and it's back on again.I dunno,I shouldn't be feeling a little guilty,since I didn't ask him to put the cable back on.

Anyways,tonight it's Man Utd vs Birmingham.Hey,no biggie.We can beat Chelsea,we can beat Birmingham.I mean,sure we lost to Coventry,but the players were all fringe players,and it was the Carling Cup.That's for desperate teams that can't win major trophies.

Arsenal are on fire,5 past Derby.I mean,sure it's Derby,but if you can score 5 goals against a Premiership team,you're good.You're very good.But I think that Derby might be cursed.I mean,3 teams routed them thus far:Tottenham,Liverpool and Arsenal.Right now,Tottenham are playing like they want to go back to the Championship,and Liverpool have drawn 3 games in a row.Arsenal,to use a Goldberg expression,you're next.

Oh yeah,I've watched the trailer of the movie The Persuit of Happiness,and I really want to watch it.I mean,Will Smith is awesome,and I think this might be the first movie that can make me cry in like a few years.I had almost moments for a few times,like I Not Stupid 2...well,most movies have emotional moments.

Friday...

2007-09-28T22:34:00.000+08:00

My exams are not really that bad.I mean,it's english,and I'm freaking Manchester United in the game.My paper was pretty good.I wrote the prequel of The Godfather Part II,Which means I wrote about a guy called Vito overcoming hardship to end up with satisfaction.I tweaked the story,and wrote that he had a sister that died of pneumonia,and he went to become a top lawyer in the States,instead of a Mob boss.Thank god I didn't write his last name.Lol...

Yong Hong is such an asshole.He thinks he's above everything.Like he's the one making the rules.I wish sometimes the teachers would exceptionally enforce the rules so I can watch that asswipe burn.I can't wait until he tries that shit at O's.He'd burn in hell.Please god,help us to ruin him and put him in his place.Oh yeah,it's menial,but he was writing after the time limit given,but we detest him to the point we'd criticise him for anything.And it sickens me to see him getting some other treatment.Like he's any special.Speaking of which,why the hell does he get special treatment anyways?It's not like he's better.If anything he's worse than each and everyone of us.(sorry,Radha,for saying your "honey",lol)

My paper 2 was okay...I didn't exceed the word limit for the summary for once.I mean,Mdm Norpipah said once they'd give or take 5 words,and my limit was right on the dot.155 words.I don't think I might get low marks for my comprehension for once.Seriously,my compre would make or break my whole english.I mean,it's like english is my 3 sons,and compre is my Fredo.So weak.

A grave mistake

2007-09-28T19:27:00.001+08:00

Oh shit....I am so sorry.It appears that I have mistaken Mr Soo as the one that called my home and complained about me.I am so sorry.I should have asked for details first.I feel so foolish right now.My grandma just told me the teacher was a female.Now the top of that list is Luah.So,erm...whatever I wrote at my previous post,is currently directed to her.Once again,I am so sorry for mistaking you,Mr Soo.

2007-09-27T16:08:00.000+08:00

I can't believe how much time I've wasted and right now I'm less than 24 hours away from my first exam.I am such a slob.I can never be able to pick myself up and study.I mean,I can work if I want to,but it's totally impossible for me to study.God knows how long I've picked up a textbook to read.Oh well,it's not like English is the end of the world.I mean,it is English,but that's never been a problem of mine,you dig that?I'm not focused on passing.I'm focused on being top.You know,let the losers worry about losing.But to other stuff like Maths and POA,I am just hoping to pass.It's so pathetic.I mean,other people can get maths just like that,and I have to wreck my brains until it turns into mush,and still I need help.What the hell I'm not the average guy.Guys are proven to be more apt at Maths and Science,While girls are better at Literature or something.I mean,I don't need help with Science,and if I don't feel the need to murder Mrs Luah and Mr Soo,then I'd do pretty damn well at those subjects as well.I always do well if I don't hate my teachers..Besides,I don't hate Mr Johari.I mean,yeah he is a little bit odd-tempered,like he'll go nuts in a few seconds,but I don't hate him.Besides,who can hate a pure-blood Manchurian?That's civil war.But some Man Utd fans in my school,I just wish they'd support some other team.They really put a sumdge on the fans of Manchester United.

I am so dead when push comes to shove.Like in EOY exams.My maths is a goner.I don't give a fuck about POA and F'n'N,but they're goners as well.And it's too late to go to Mr Ong's tuition class.I don't even give a fuck about F'n'N,I'll just tell my dad cooking's not my thing.He understands.Not like he's a gourmet,bitchy,cook.Well,sometimes he's bitchy but that's another story.

I seriously can't understand my parents.One moment they are all up in my face over saving money for a rainy day and the next they want to buy me everything.Maybe I'll understand them a little better when I go for that work scheme at McDonalds.But most probably I'll splurge it all on some stuff.I do want an iPod,or a Mac Mini.Or I'll buy new clothes.I mean,it end at the 28th of December and around the next month it'll be CNY.Maybe I'll keep hold of the cash first.Then buy it around CNY season.Most likely it'll be gone by then but it's not for a lack of trying,but it's for a rage of temptation.Hahaha,I'll never be like my parents.

2007-09-26T21:34:00.000+08:00

Sigh...oh,my bad.I feel lousy again.After all these times...I mean,how many actual friends do I have?Sometimes I even doubt the people I'm around all day.Like Chin,Oben,Arun,Perry,etc.I talk to other people too,but sometimes even if they smile at you,I feel so unwelcomed.I guess I've always had this degree of uncertainty over everything.It makes me a wet blanket,and I hate myself over it.I guess I haven't been friendly to other people before.And I shouldn't blame them instead of myself,or else I'll sound like a hypocrite,like someone else(clears throat)...

I seriously don't get what's wrong with me.I just feel...wrong.Like I'm not supposed to happen or something.Maybe my whole life has been a sham.Sometimes I just lie down and think "What if this whole 15 years had been a dream?What if I wake up someday and find out I'm just a kid,or an adult?And I might not even wake up as myself?I might just wake up as some random person living in Hong Kong,or Italy,or America or something?"

Won't it be weird to wake up and find out the last 15 years of your life has been a dream?It didn't even existed?Your parents and family and friends were all a figment of imagination?I would totally kill myself if that happened.

One of my primary school teacher once told me that it seemed like I had lived another life before.Sometimes I think if it was true.Or maybe this is the previous life.Maybe I'll wake up someday and find out I'm reincarnated as someone else,in like 50 years from now.I'd wake up as a New Yorker or something.Won't that be really deep?Sigh...

My life is going nowhere.Yet I put up this front,like I'm the fonz or something.I'm always overrating myself,and it kills me inside to know that the real me would never be socially accepted.The real me is a haven underneath,with a serious dark side when trespassed upon.I should supress that as long as I can.Guess I'll go start working to not be so fat and unattractive as well.

2007-09-26T19:13:00.000+08:00

Well,hmm...haven't posted anything for a few days.Guess I couldn't be bothered for a while.I've been packing all my belongings.My dad says my uncles are letting us put the boxes in their empty rooms until we move into the new crib.Thank god I have really generous and selfless relatives.I know a few people whose relatives are real bitches.Trust me,it sucks to have brainwashing asswipes as relatives.The only thing my family has tried to brainwash me with was to make me a Liverpool fan.Luckily,I chose the correct red team and we're sitting pretty on top of Liverpool.I think Derby's cursed or something.Any team that routs them gets into a slump at the next game.Arsenal won,so it might not be much of a curse...

Good news over the weekend.Man Utd won Chelsea.2-0.Tevez scored his first goal for us.That's nice.I predicted the correct score and the first scorer too.Guess I got lucky.Won 5 bucks from my dad.Arun won 200 bucks from his cousin.Too bad his mom took all of it away.*cough*"imbecile"*cough*

School was boring,as usual.Mdm Norpipah yelled at me twice today.Geez,what the fuck is her problem?I got high marks for my essays and letters and speeches and shit.I already know the formats and shit,what else do I need to know?Excuse me,oh,mi scusi,for tooting my own horn,but when I want to be,I am the equivalent of Manchester fucking United at English.Mr Johari looked real bad today.I think he might as well take the rest of the week off.Our exams are next week,and to be honest,I don't think he can do much for us now.God I'm so nervous.Even though I'm not even bothering to study.This is real stupid.I am causing my own downfall.God I wish my exam results were good enough to not have my dad cancel the cable.It'll be an absolute nightmare.I'll die real quick.Like only cable,computer with broadband and very little else make up my essence to survive.Like everything'll be gone when I join the army.I don't even know if join is the word.I mean,we're all put against our will to join the army.The Chinese High people lost the riots.And if we're still a British colony we wouldn't even need to join the army.And we only do missionary work in the army.Like who the hell is going to war with "everybody's friend"?And what's the deal with the "putting your country before you" mentality they're brainwashing us with?Isn't that a fascist idea?Didn't fascism die along with World War II?Aw well,Singapore's almost a dictatorship anyways.All the propaganda is really working.Pretty soon we'd all end up without iris-es in our eyes.Guess everyone's happy living in this small 65 square kilometre island.No one here has any ambition anyways.

I won't deny it,I'm a straight ridah,you don't wanna fuck with me.
Got the police bustin' at me,but they can't do nothin' to a 'G.

2007-09-22T22:32:00.000+08:00

Sigh...Why do I feel so bad today?For no reason whatsoever.I don't like to tell people how I feel,how I really feel.I guess it's just a point of not showing your weaknesses.Display the strengths.Hide all the weaknesses.Basic strategy 101.I don't know where or when the hell I picked that up and started using it.I just did.No scapegoats whatsoever.My parents' divorce didn't affect me much anyways.

Maybe something is bothering me.Some of my friends have problems,and I've been helping,them,so to speak.I shouldn't affect me,since it's none of my business.Maybe I just compiled all the stupid and thoughtless things I've done before.I just cannot get through my head how stupid I've been at some points in my life.I don't want to take things all conservative and shit.But being open and live-for-the-moment is really making an ass out me.

Why can't I be born into another country?Why couldn't my parents make some smarter decisions?Why must I pick up shit others leave?Why must I always be the guy who has no charisma whatsoever?Why must I be born into such a mundane family?Why can't I be a mix of everything instead of 100% fucking chinese?I hate being chinese.I hate people from china.I wish they'd all fucking die.I wish I could start a genocide and kill all the chinese people.I want to kill them.I want to kill my dad's ex-girlfriend.I wish he had marry her so I could kill her and be proud of something I did in my life.I wish I could kill her fucking family.I wish I could be sentenced to death.I wish my balls actually send testosterone to my brain.I wish I could do what I wish to do.I wish my family was a Italian crime family.I wish my life would go the way I want it to be.I wish I wasn't turning emo....

2007-09-21T19:49:00.000+08:00

Another day goes by,just like that.First of all,my maths test is so gonna flunk.I can't wait until i find out how badly I died.Thank god Chemistry is postponed.POA wasn't.That fucking bitch reprimanded me.Well,IF YOU'RE NOT SUCH A FUCKING IMBECILE MAYBE I'D LISTEN FOR ONCE,YOU FUCKING BITCH!I HOPE YOU FALL DOWN A BRIDGE AND GET RUN OVER BY A BARRADE OF CARS!No wonder I always flunk my tests.I didn't fail when Mr Ong taught us.Well,not once I started to learn.Speaking of which,I wonder if I should go with the others to outside tuition with Mr Ong.Since I'm broke...I guess not...

Mr Soon's dirty jokes are getting so predictable.Maybe because I've heard a lot of jokes.Well,some jokes of his are pretty hard to grab(not to me,but,to other people).Like the Army joke.Ok,I didn't get that first.Caught on after a few seconds.

Sigh............................................................................................................

R.I.P Chelsea F.C

2007-09-20T14:44:00.000+08:00

Holy fucking christ.Chelsea has just sacked their manager Jose Mourinho.This has got to be the dumbest move ever made in football.Why the hell would they fire a manager that brought them 2 Premier League Titles,2 Carling Cups and a FA Cup?I bet Roman Abramovich pulled a power move.I never liked that jackass Abramovich anyways.His goddamn oil money destroyed the beauty of the game.Now he's fired the best manager Chelsea has ever had.He sure is retarded for a billionaire.As for Mourinho,rumors suggest that he's taking over as manager of Tottenham Hotspurs.Which means Martin Jol is gonna get his ass fired.

Great,now our main title rival is wiped off the map.What's the excitment of winning the Premier League every season?It'll be less of a challenge,more of a formality.And to all Liverpool fans,cut the shit.You ALWAYS run out of steam.And I don't even want to talk about Arsenal.They got a great start,big fuck.

United defeated Sporting this morning.Ronaldo,just as I said he would,scored the winning goal.But what's pissing me off is that we keep winning 1-0.That's a fucked up scoreline.I wish the other teams would stop being douchebags and play an open game.But I also wish all our attacking players would wake up.Tevez,Rooney,Saha,Scholes,Ronaldo,Nani,Giggs,Anderson.I'm talking about all of you.Wake.The.Fuck.Up.

2007-09-19T17:01:00.000+08:00

Aye,today's so boring.I got 23/30 for my essay,that's good.To think that jackass had the balls to doubt my spectacular abilities.This is a reminder to NEVER doubt me again.

Went to HMV,the sunglasses,if you can call it that,ain't there yet.Going back tomorrow.Not like there's anything going on tomorrow.Counting the hours to the UEFA clash with Sporting Lisbon.We can't underestimate them,seeing as they produced stars like Ronaldo and Nani.But still,their stars are with us now,so we have the liberty to blast them to the sky.And I'm also counting the days til our clash with Chelsea.I can't see Chelsea getting anything from the match.2 points in 3 matches isn't exactly ideal,compared to our 9 out of 3 matches.Rooney's back,that's good.It's a little while until our full strength squad gets re-assembled.

Duller Tuesday

2007-09-18T16:07:00.000+08:00

Wow,tuseday kicked off with a bang....NOT!This is easily one of the most boring days of the whole month.Geez what do we need to get some excitment around here?Oh,well,we played soccer,but I sucked at it so it didn't work.Made me more pissed more than anything.I overrated myself.Sigh...

Apart from that,Mdm Norpipah went against her word,again.Now I'll only see my essay marks tomorrow.I can't really blame her though,I wrote a storybook more than anything.Okay that was an exaggeration,a short story.That's about it.

I told Daryl he was googly-eyeing Rebekah the whole oral exams.But that's none of my business anyways.So,sorry.

Mr Soon told us jokes today.Only a handful of them got it.The rest were so slow.

Sigh...I wish tomorrow can be more exciting than today.I'd almost rather watch paint dry.

Oh yeah,I listened to Muttons yesterday.I think I was like semi-comatosed throughout the whole show.I can remember being conscious,but not much else.I can't even remember what they said.

Monday,Monday,Monday...

2007-09-17T17:02:00.000+08:00

Argh...boring man.Monday's are never fun.Unless it's the monday of holidays.But holidays are overrated anyways.

Had my oral exam today.No,not that oral.(I know there are dirty minded people,like me,reading this somewhere.)Miss Majella Chan is nothing to oral about.(Oops,I hope she's not reading this.)I fucked up a couple of words.Sigh...aw well.My speech was nothing special to mention.The topic was about losing something.I almost said I lost my virginity.But I guess it's not really right to say that in front of a teacher,let alone a female teacher.Unless,she happens to be a whore of a teacher.I don't think she is.Can't tell for sure.Hahaha...

Thank god my maths test wasn't today.I would have fucked up bad.I passed my English compre.Still got my essay.I just know I fucked it up.Aw well,Mdm Norpipah told Arun,oh sorry,Carter,that he might not want to see his essay with his marks.Oh yeah,speaking of Carter,Shawn said his friend told him the dot indian people have on their forehead was made of bullshit,BULLSHIT!Perry and I were laughing so hard...like a few minutes of continuous laughing.Aw man,it was hilarious.

Super Sunday(sarcastic tone)

2007-09-16T21:06:00.000+08:00

Hey,what up ya'lls.I made a mistake in my post yesterday.Arsenal won 1-3,not 1-2.Adebayor scored an injury time scorcher.And we're fourth.Chelsea drew 0-0 with Blackburn this very early morning(like 12 am to 2 am)and I think they are 1 position above us.So My check is 1st Arsenal,2nd Loserpool,3rd Chel$ki,4th Man Utd,the supreme rulers of the footballing universe,BWAHAHAHAHA....Man I need a life.

Watching the F1 Belgium GP.Ferrari looks set to win this one.Kimi Raikkonen has probably won,Lewis Hamilton is 2nd,but hasn't made his 2nd pit stop yet.So he'll probably go back down to 4th.Massa,then Alonso.But good news is that Alonso is "flying" right now and gaining a second per lap.(Meaning he's taking away one second away from the time distance between him and the leader.Wait,errr...ah fuck it,he's the fastest guy and catching up on the people in front of him)Hamilton's made the pit stop and he's back down to 4th place.Yay...

I bought the Kanye West "Graduation" album as well.Hey,I just wanted to check out the album.And the cover art's pretty neat.I bet none of the art people,even Sam,err,Sally,can draw like that.(No offense,art people)Apparently you can get the pair of aviator shades Kanye West wore in the "Stronger" video when you buy the album.The shades come on wednesday though.This is how it looks like.It's pretty cute.Yeah...It's striped.

Not a bad day...

2007-09-15T23:23:00.000+08:00

Yay...Man Utd won.To keep ya'll up to date,Man Utd won 1-0 at Goodison Park against Everton.Liverpool drew against Portsmouth at Fratton Park(gleeful smirk),and Arsenal came back to win 2-1 against arch-rivals Spurs,at White Hart Lane to rub salt to the proverbial wounds(awwwwww....).So right now we are around 3rd,behind those 2 bozos.Not to worry though,Liverpool either have an empty gas tank in the beggining of the season,or the run out of gas at the middle of the season.Right now it's probably the latter that's happening right now,I hope Rafa Benitez keeps up with the "effective" rotations(larger gleeful smirk).

But,to another sport.My beloved Maclaren lost out in qualifying to Ferrari.Don't get me wrong,I like Ferrari,for their F430,Spider,and their other super cars.But I'm totally behind Maclaren-Mercedes for F1.Especially Fernando Alonso.He's the one I'm supporting,I don't even give a fuck about Lewis Hamilton.So it's Kimi Raikkonen P1(Ferrari),Felipe Massa P2(Ferrari),Fernando Alonso P3(Maclaren-Mercedes).Aw well,I can take comfort that Ferrari F1 cars are pretty unreliable,and Hamilton is P4 on the grid.So if Alonso can pull off a pretty spectacular race,and Either Raikkonen,Massa,or maybe both of them,can finish ahead of Hamilton,Alonso can win the Belgium GP and go ahead in the drivers' standings.(92 to 89 now,So if Alonso wins Belgium,it'll be 89+10,then if Hamilton finishes 4th,92+5,And it'll be 99 to 97 in Alonso's favor.)Boy this is an entertaining 2 horse race.What's more the two horses are under the same team.

And girls,to answer your questions.I am a HUGE sports fan.I have favourite teams/individual in almost every sport.Let me list it out,so you can check what similarities we have:
Soccer - (League) Manchester United,(Country) Portugal,Brazil,Argentina(ok,I don't have a specific country)
Basketball - Detroit Pistons
Baseball - Detroit Tigers
Formula 1(F1) - (Constructor) Maclaren-Mercedes,(Driver) Fernando Alonso
Tennis - Rafael Nadal

Too bad that egoist didn't show up

2007-09-14T20:32:00.000+08:00

I saw a couple of cute girls on the mrt yesterday when I was coming back from city hall.I think they came in at Novena or something.Man...this one girl was like half-western,half-eastern.I was looking at her and so wishing.Too bad Hybrid didn't show up.He's half-man,half-amazing.He would have done something.Too bad Hybrid only comes out in times of solitude,I guess he's just bidding his time...

Another day,another rant

2007-09-14T15:49:00.000+08:00

Good,I finally bought the United away jersey.Nearly bankrupted myself in the process,lol,but for United,I'll take any sacrifice I can afford.Look at me so "patriotic" to the nation of "Manchuria".To those whom don't watch football,United are very successful and some fans think we should form our own country,since our fan base is very large,but I guess we're content with being part of England,seeing as we win titles as much as the Pistons reach the conference finals,or as much as Roger Federer wins Grand Slams(still not a fan though,Nadal's my man).Long story cut short,we dominate.A lot.So you can stick it,Liverpool.

So nothing happened in school,as always.Mr Johari's fasting,as it is Ramadan right now,so he can't eat or drink,he can't "tell a lie",he can't curse,etc.,blah blah blah.He dosen't seem different though,he's always been sarcastic.He's still being sarcastic,just in a truthful way.Had two tests today.One was a Chinese essay,wasn't that bad,I basically used the model essay she showed us and wrote it in another way.The other test was Chemistry,about the laws of salt solubility.Trust me,it's way more than "If salt touches water,it melts".There's laws on nitrates,carbonates,sulphates,masturbates,whatever(of course I'm kidding about the "masturbates").I had some "help" from Arun and Perry.Don't worry,I saw a bunch of people cheating,I even saw a "top" student sneaking a look at her file.You know who you are,haha.

God I'm so hungry.I've only eaten once the whole day,I can't believe my stomach was practically burning at just 9-10 am.Of course it was probably also because I was being taught by Mrs imbecile.Mdm Norpipah's lesson was pretty slack,just hope that statement dosen't bite me in the ass.

I wish I knew if I got high marks for my essay(English),I wrote 640 words,what in the world.Was I possessed or something?I wrote topic 2,by the way.For those who don't know,it was about a trip that was greatly planned but turned out to be a great disappointment...OMG I THINK I MISTOOK THE MEANING OF THE TOPIC!Nah...There's a few meanings to the topic,I'm sure I used one of the meanings.Besides,it's too late to complain about it.My english somewhat sucks,even though I have great speech skills.Sad...

Anyway,til next time.Giggity-giggity-giggity-that's all folks!

Get it all out

2007-09-13T20:44:00.001+08:00

So,to uphold my promise to cram as much shit into the blog in this two weeks I'm writing a new post now.

So school was pretty uneventful,well,test was postponed til Monday,which is a good thing.Failed my POA test,not that I give a shit.Okay,maybe a little disappointed,but I didn't expect much since a complete imbecile is teaching me an easy subject.Geez I rather have Martha Stewart teach me.Oh Wee Tat's going to the competition tomorrow,good luck dude,I have my fingers crossed.I'm not bullshitting when I say his design is great.I'm sure everyone would be proud to say their friend designed the design on the shopping bags.Until our parents start bitching on why our friend is more successful than us.Then when we use people we beat to compare ourselves with they say we're being arrogant.Double standards,anyone?

So anyway,I went down to City Hall after school.Was hoping to buy the Manchester United away jersey.Too bad it wasn't delivered yet.So I went down to HMV and bought the new 50 Cent "Curtis" album.

I'm behind 50 on this competition with Kanye West,even though Kanye is selling more right now.Sure 50's arrogant,but it's not like Kanye is any better.I'm sure 50 has more universal appeal than Kanye.I bet only a few people outside of the States and Europe has heard of Kanye West.I know no douchebag who thinks they know hip-hop in Singapore knows Kanye.Yes,most people in Singapore who thinks they know hip-hop are douchebags who just watch MTV and think they know everything.Let me tell you this,douchebags and white boys of the world,MTV sucks.How can a station called "Music Television" NOT HAVE MUSIC?!All I can fucking see is so-called reality shows all day.In reality,all those girls in the shows make up 10% of the world's hot girl population.So you can stick that to reality.Not to mention all the lame ideas those sell-outs are always making.Who Wants To Be A Superhero?WHO GIVES A FUCK?!Okay,one of the girls has a nice rack but still,WHO GIVES A FUCK?!Now sitcoms,dramas and fictional shows are more real than reality.Shitty reality makes girls anorexic and guys want to commit suicide cause they don't have a 6-pack.So James,you are right *shudders*.

Oh yeah,I've started listening to the "Muttons to/at Midnight" radio show.Picked up the habit during the holidays.Funny guys,funny guys...but right now I'm so tired from school I can barely hang til 12am.

Mr Soon showed us some japanese prank show on his computer the other day.Funny shit man.I was laughing so hard tears were in my eyes.Hold on guys,I'll show you the video later.

Just praying hard I can get through my exams.But that's wishful thinking,I guess.Speaking about wishful thinking,I got another video to show.Hold on people,I'll get there.

Ok,I'm showing both videos over today,tomorrow,tomorrow night and the next day.Just comment to which one is funnier.Thanks.

Intro

2007-09-13T19:37:00.000+08:00

Okay,so this is like my god-knows-how-many time to start and keep a blog.(and for all the religious out there,no,god does not know,for I'm not a follower of god,whatever god you may worship.and i'm not into the occult and satan stuff either,that's totally for emo people).So,hmm...keep your fingers crossed(cause I'm not) that I'll carry through to keep this blog alive and kicking.Well,alive at least.Oh yeah,I'm gonna be moving in the next month so this is probably the last thing I would care about for a while,so I'll try to cram as much shit as I can within the next 2 weeks,then a 1 week sabbatical(for exams),then 4 more days.Then I'll be uprooted to somewhere else 'til end of November or December,so any post I publish at that time would be pretty rare.Anyways,I'll stop my ranting and leave ya'll to peace.See ya.

Oh yeah I almost forgot,I write raps some of the time,so I might also publish a few here.Feel free to lambast me,haha.